by rose of tralee February 16, 2010
Intense, fast moving feces to the effect of class five rapids.
The sudden need to find a place to dump.
The sudden need to find a place to dump.
by sheepyone December 21, 2008
An advanced state of fear or uneasiness about the future or a future event that leaves one with irritable bowel syndrom; beyond trepidation.
Bob: The regional manager wants me to put in for this promotion and sadly, I think I'm likely to get the job.
Sue: That's great news, right? You don't sound too pleased.
Bob: Well, the pay is much better but I'll have to manage a bunch of slackers that all hate me. I was so nervous about it today that I sharted myself.
Sue: Bummer, it sounds like you are harboring some serious crapidation over the whole thing.
Sue: That's great news, right? You don't sound too pleased.
Bob: Well, the pay is much better but I'll have to manage a bunch of slackers that all hate me. I was so nervous about it today that I sharted myself.
Sue: Bummer, it sounds like you are harboring some serious crapidation over the whole thing.
by His Majesty, The Quickness August 05, 2010
Slang for the city of Grand Rapids. Home of the conservative, dutch, the conservative dutch, hipsters and everyone in between.
See also:
Grand Raggedy
Bland Rapids
Grand Crapids
armpit of the universe
See also:
Grand Raggedy
Bland Rapids
Grand Crapids
armpit of the universe
by JenThe80'sFan August 06, 2004
by blubber123 January 17, 2011
When you are the rapid response nurse for the shift and you get called to an emergency while on the John.
Nurse Brando: “they called a crapid response when I was in the middle making a deposit in the porcelain bank of my favorite bathroom!”
Nurse Zack: “that sucks dude, you’ve got to stop taking the rapid response pager to the porcelain throne”
Nurse Zack: “that sucks dude, you’ve got to stop taking the rapid response pager to the porcelain throne”
by Beef Tschirky January 10, 2019