Coxit

Portmanteau of "Covid" and "Brexit", and what everyone blames everything on these days.

Matty: There's a petrol shortage, and I can't buy a milkshake at McDonald's!
Rob: I blame it on Coxit.

Coxit by anonymous September 27, 2021

coitsian 

Have sexual intetcourse with an person of asian descent (coitus+asian).

When I went to the Chinese buffet,I brought home a cute little Asian waitress and I had the best coitsian ever.

coitsian by olive man April 13, 2015

coituous 

A flavour that you didn’t expect caused when things that aren’t meant to go together work well.

When mix food together, it makes a nice aroma - that ends up being a nice “coituous”.

coituous by yungFillyFan September 24, 2020

airborne coitus 

Periphrastic speech for flying fuck, usually preceded by "I don't give a . . . . ".

I don't give an airborne coitus what Massachuetts senators think!

airborne coitus by Duckbutt November 20, 2005

Coitus Procrastination

The act of thinking about football, soccer, golf, dead puppies, your mom etc etc during sexual intercourse causing a disruption in your exitement level and thus, not cumming as fast as you normally would (i.e. 1 minute)

Joe- I was about to cum while having sex with my girlfriend, but i had to resort to coitus procrastination since it had only been 45 seconds since penetration.

Mark- Awesome bro! I will start coitus procrastinating from now on!!

Pablo- Que? No el inglishh

Coitus Procrastination by MrPollo2010 February 23, 2010

Coitus Coif 

The hairstyle ( coiffure ) you wear after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.

Niiice coitus coif, Dude... she must've been on top this time?

Coitus Coif by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009

Post Coital Niggalation 

The aftermath emotional state after a meaningful ten minute relationship culminating in a vigorous and twat stretching bunk up from a male of the Sambo persuation, possibly spawning niglets 9 months later. For example, Tyrone Thundercock, OG T-Dog or Tyreese Longschlong (or multiples there of) unleashing their "twelve inches a slave-ness" upon a usually drunk white/hispanic/asian lady down a dark alley or behind a 7/11 after a night out.

Becky: OMG, Stacy. I just got boned by Twelve inches a slave Tyreese! After he left me in a sloppy head I had a real Post Coital Niggalation....
Stacy: you never learn though, do you?!

Post Coital Niggalation by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 2, 2021