Brexit
Verb: Brexiting

The act of telling everyone at a gathering (party, meeting ... etc.), that you are leaving, but actually staying.
Theresa is at the party, brexiting near the fridge for over an hour now
by ArabStud March 30, 2019
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Describes a self inflicted clusterfuck for which you take no ownership
What a fucking Brexit Dave! You’re the one who not only built the suicide vest, but decided to wear it AND detonate it, how can it NOT be your fault?!
by Nevergoingtohappen November 14, 2018
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A specific type of fart; the kind emitted in the naïve belief it's "better out than in", but which has disastrous, unforeseen repercussions.
"Bollocks, thought I could get away with launching an air biscuit but turned out to be a full-on Brexit"
"Fuck off at once Cameron, you useless twat"
by Geology rocks March 28, 2017
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The act of doing something without knowing the consequences, but realizing too late that you could have fixed it.
Man 1: "Hey, why did you shoot your sister?"
Man 2: "I don't know, just kind of wanted to"
Man 1: "So you did a brexit to your sister?"
Man 2: "Yeah, basically"
by IchigoInoue March 12, 2019
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