Top definition
Brexit
Verb: Brexiting

The act of telling everyone at a gathering (party, meeting ... etc.), that you are leaving, but actually staying.
Theresa is at the party, brexiting near the fridge for over an hour now
by ArabStud March 30, 2019
Get the mug
Get a Brexit mug for your sister Jovana.
2
British slang for "Coitus Interruptus"

Typically used to describe a situation where a British man, after negotiating sexual intercourse with a European prostitute, decides to withdraw his penis, citing the rules to enter her vagina as "too bureaucratic" as well as to prevent the influx of "illegal irritants" like African herpes and Middle Eastern Gonorrhea. More often than not, the word had negative connotations, ranging from fear and loathing to downright impotence.

A "hard" brexit is a violent brexit undertaken with a stubbornly erect penis under the influence of electile dysfunctional pills like Mayagra, leading to vaginal tearing and penile fracture. A hard brexit is usually followed by several years of masturbation and self-flagellation to calm the penis down and in the worst possible scenario, total vaginal reconstruction surgery.
Nigel's abrupt brexit led to a long and lonely night for Magdalena.
by crancher November 05, 2016
Get the mug
Get a brexit mug for your Facebook friend Yasemin.
3
Describes a self inflicted clusterfuck for which you take no ownership
What a fucking Brexit Dave! You’re the one who not only built the suicide vest, but decided to wear it AND detonate it, how can it NOT be your fault?!
by Nevergoingtohappen November 14, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Brexit mug for your fish Sarah.
4
A loud, drawn-out, angsty goodbye that interrupts the party; the opposite of an Irish goodbye
"I can't believe Olivia pulled such a brexit. Suddenly my birthday party was all about her."
by totalbs247 June 24, 2016
Get the mug
Get a brexit mug for your sister Nathalie.
5
A specific type of fart; the kind emitted in the naïve belief it's "better out than in", but which has disastrous, unforeseen repercussions.
"Bollocks, thought I could get away with launching an air biscuit but turned out to be a full-on Brexit"
"Fuck off at once Cameron, you useless twat"
by Geology rocks March 29, 2017
Get the mug
Get a Brexit mug for your Aunt Larisa.
7
Name given to the national IQ test that was taken by 72% of the British population on Thursday 23rd June 2016. Failure rate 51.9%.
Looks like Brexit is going to actually happen.
by Gungan Flu June 24, 2016
Get the mug
Get a brexit mug for your guy Trump.