Brexit

Brexit
Verb: Brexiting

The act of telling everyone at a gathering (party, meeting ... etc.), that you are leaving, but actually staying.

Theresa is at the party, brexiting near the fridge for over an hour now

by ArabStud March 30, 2019

Brexit

The verb "to brexit" is the annihilation of another player's ankles in the game of football or soccer.

Manager: BREXIT HIM
Player: *Breaks ankles to the point where they can never walk again*

by theoBO May 19, 2022

Brexit

Describes a self inflicted clusterfuck for which you take no ownership

What a fucking Brexit Dave! You’re the one who not only built the suicide vest, but decided to wear it AND detonate it, how can it NOT be your fault?!

by Nevergoingtohappen November 14, 2018

Brexit

The undefined being negotiated by the unprepared in order to get the unspecified for the uninformed.

*seing something that doesn't make sense*
*rolling eyes*
"Oh, that's a total Brexit."

by L'Agneau January 27, 2019

Brexit

The latest word for confusion

Guy: What is the meaning of life? Am I real? Are you even real?
Me: I am Brexit right now

by Flash Slash April 2, 2019

Brexit

Just one whole god damn mess.

If y’all don’t know what brexit is then lucky you.

by I.make.weird.definitions April 27, 2019

Brexit

A specific type of fart; the kind emitted in the naïve belief it's "better out than in", but which has disastrous, unforeseen repercussions.

"Bollocks, thought I could get away with launching an air biscuit but turned out to be a full-on Brexit"
"Fuck off at once Cameron, you useless twat"

by Geology rocks March 29, 2017