Verb: Brexiting

The act of telling everyone at a gathering (party, meeting ... etc.), that you are leaving, but actually staying.
Theresa is at the party, brexiting near the fridge for over an hour now
by ArabStud March 30, 2019
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The verb "to brexit" is the annihilation of another player's ankles in the game of football or soccer.
Player: *Breaks ankles to the point where they can never walk again*
by theoBO May 19, 2022
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Describes a self inflicted clusterfuck for which you take no ownership
What a fucking Brexit Dave! You’re the one who not only built the suicide vest, but decided to wear it AND detonate it, how can it NOT be your fault?!
by Nevergoingtohappen November 14, 2018
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The undefined being negotiated by the unprepared in order to get the unspecified for the uninformed.
*seing something that doesn't make sense*
*rolling eyes*
"Oh, that's a total Brexit."
by L'Agneau January 27, 2019
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Guy: What is the meaning of life? Am I real? Are you even real?
Me: I am Brexit right now
by Flash Slash April 2, 2019
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Just one whole god damn mess.
If y’all don’t know what brexit is then lucky you.
by I.make.weird.definitions April 27, 2019
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A specific type of fart; the kind emitted in the naïve belief it's "better out than in", but which has disastrous, unforeseen repercussions.
"Bollocks, thought I could get away with launching an air biscuit but turned out to be a full-on Brexit"
"Fuck off at once Cameron, you useless twat"
by Geology rocks March 29, 2017
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