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Cowhumper 

N. Someone who fucks a cow, or any other farm animal, while drunk.
Bill: I heard Farmer Joe's a cowhumper.

Will: He's always doing something with those animals...
Cowhumper by ThatManInTheVan March 23, 2013
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cowpussy 

A fat bitch's gigantic cooter, usually a big hairy mound of pubis with wide, flabby meat curtains. Cowpussy is best suited for fisting and animal husbandry, or stuffing with toys, fruit or huge cock.
That cunt I picked up hoggin last night had an enormous cowpussy - I thought it was going to swallow me whole!
cowpussy by assymouth September 25, 2009

Cowbuncious 

It means to be very wild and rabid like a squirrel that’s foaming at the mouth. Similar to rambunctious, but different
Megan and Brianna are being so cowbuncious tonight! They’re going crazy
Kow-Kunt -noun

1. The term for a woman's over sized vagina.
1. Shit dude, I fucked this girl last night and her pussy lips and hole were so big I thought I was fucking a cowcunt!
Cowcunt by jamiethompsonca March 31, 2010

cowwgiirll 

An Virgo who likes to hate on other zodiac signs, she’s also a milf but that’s besides the point, she also can not spell for shit.
“I was talking to cowwgiirll(Jules) and she said “ THABKS i get that a lot😍😘😘” like learn to spell bestie.”
cowwgiirll by Zoraqx April 25, 2021
Cowuh is a Minecraft YouTuber. Known by other aliases such as “Hacker, and “AbleToStrafe”. They usually play on Mineplex.
Cowuh is a good sumo player.