A fat bitch's gigantic cooter, usually a big hairy mound of pubis with wide, flabby meat curtains. Cowpussy is best suited for fisting and animal husbandry, or stuffing with toys, fruit or huge cock.

That cunt I picked up hoggin last night had an enormous cowpussy - I thought it was going to swallow me whole!

cowpussy by assymouth September 25, 2009

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Covussy

When that pussy is overheated, stuffed up and tasteless

Dr. Fauci recommends keeping a 6 foot distance from all dirty dicks or else you could get covussy

Covussy by Meeka2493 February 2, 2021

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cogussy

A enemy from Toontown Online's pussy

To defeat the VP, you throw pies into his cogussy.

cogussy by Cogs in Toontown August 29, 2022

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coussy

portmanteau of "cousin" and "pussy"; when you keep it in the family.

"Man this family reunion is litty. Can't wait to get some coussy!"

coussy by SuperPretzelPunch August 19, 2021

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Codussy

The absolute dumpy that somebody named Cody has

Put some pants on man, I can see the codussy

The codussy be catching me off guard sometimes man

Codussy by Somebodyumayormaunotknow April 12, 2022

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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