Definitions by assymouth
cunt salad sandwich
A ridiculous insult that equates the person to a slut's fucked-out vagina with flabby, used-up meat curtains and mayonnaise-looking discharge. She's so torn up her whole pussy looks like chopped up meat salad.
Fuck off, you cunt salad sandwich! I'll beat your ass so hard that picking yourself off the ground will be like trying to jerk off a jellyfish!
cunt salad sandwich by assymouth February 28, 2020
Chinese Laundry Marks
Skid marks in your underpants.
My girlfriend was trying to be nice and wash my clothes, but then she made fun of the chinese laundry marks in my tighty whities and asked who taught me how to wipe my ass.
Chinese Laundry Marks by assymouth May 30, 2010
cowpussy
A fat bitch's gigantic cooter, usually a big hairy mound of pubis with wide, flabby meat curtains. Cowpussy is best suited for fisting and animal husbandry, or stuffing with toys, fruit or huge cock.
That cunt I picked up hoggin last night had an enormous cowpussy - I thought it was going to swallow me whole!
stinkfinger santa
A surprise fingerbanging delivery up a slut's cunt or pooper, particularly when the bitch is passed out or asleep.
stinkfinger santa by assymouth September 16, 2009
jickman
That guy's such a jickman - I caught him playing pocket pool while he was ogling the waitress at Outback.
ass athlete
That slutty cunt is an ass athlete. She took on six of my boys and still couldn't get enough deep ass dicking.
ass athlete by assymouth May 17, 2008