Cowhumper 

N. Someone who fucks a cow, or any other farm animal, while drunk.

Bill: I heard Farmer Joe's a cowhumper.

Will: He's always doing something with those animals...

Cowhumper by ThatManInTheVan March 23, 2013

Rusty Chumper 

The process of taking a rusty hammer and using it to scrape a womans clit and then eating the scraping. This rare, sexual experience is pleasing to some, but frowned upon by many.

I gave your mom the best rusty chumper!

Rusty Chumper by Mom and Pet February 25, 2010

Rusty Chumper 

The process of taking a rusty hammer and using it to scrape a womans clit and then eating the scraping. This rare, sexual experience is pleasing to some, but frowned upon by many.

I gave your mom the best rusty chumper!

Rusty Chumper by Mom and Pet February 25, 2010

Chumper Dumper 

The first thing you say when you knock someone on their ass.

*as you knock someone to the ground* CHUMPER DUMPER!

Chumper Dumper by J. Sabin/ J. Bernier April 4, 2008

chumpers 

a beautiful girl

Molly Lynch is my little chumpers

chumpers by Ralphy McGregor April 12, 2004

chumper 

A person who as no idea of how to use a personal computer, one who is said to be computer iliterate.

a loser who spends their entire life calling technical support helplines, instead of getting an education or reading the fucking manual, yes you know who you are you fuckwits! see also NUMPTY or MUPPET

chumper by pete the numpty slayer (PTNS) March 4, 2003

Chumpers 

Stoner/ high retard

This kid is such a chumpers all he does is smoke weed and eat all my food

Chumpers by Pizza3698 November 28, 2014