Sexual position in which a human male stands behind a human female, genitals to butt, in a barn. They then milk each other. Can also be done gay.
Person 1: You've never done a Cowbucket before?
Person 2: No, I've only made Chinese Lemonade.
Person 1: Well, turn around and grab the bucket.
Person 2: No, I've only made Chinese Lemonade.
Person 1: Well, turn around and grab the bucket.
by WaverlyS February 3, 2010
Get the Cowbucket mug.A list of sexual activities that one wishes to be a part of before they die. Usually such acts are so ridiculous that the person in question must either be a promiscuous female (to the extent of a cumbucket) or a man who will have to find the appropriate cumbucket(s) as very few women will agree to the acts.
1) "How are you and your gf?"
"We're great, but I still have a cumbucket list I need to finish and there is no way she'll be in on it."
"Such as?"
"A threesome in a port-o-potty, ass to vaj to peanut butter to mouth and repeat, and 69 while rock climbing ."
"...You sick fuck."
2) "My bucket list ends with getting tripled teamed on mount rushmore."
"Girl, that's a straight cumbucket list."
"We're great, but I still have a cumbucket list I need to finish and there is no way she'll be in on it."
"Such as?"
"A threesome in a port-o-potty, ass to vaj to peanut butter to mouth and repeat, and 69 while rock climbing ."
"...You sick fuck."
2) "My bucket list ends with getting tripled teamed on mount rushmore."
"Girl, that's a straight cumbucket list."
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1-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
2-"a cow"
1-"cowfucker."
1- person one asks a second person if they'd rather fuck a cow or _________(something 100 times more repulsive).
2- answers "cow"
3- responds with "cowfucker." this is the only reason this game is played- to call someone "cowfucker."
stems from the obscure movie "kicking and screaming."
1-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
2-"a cow"
1-"cowfucker."
1- person one asks a second person if they'd rather fuck a cow or _________(something 100 times more repulsive).
2- answers "cow"
3- responds with "cowfucker." this is the only reason this game is played- to call someone "cowfucker."
stems from the obscure movie "kicking and screaming."
1.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
b-"a cow"
a-"cowfucker."
2.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or a shotgun barrel filled with herpes and could shoot at any moment.?"
b-"i abstain."
a-"damn straight"
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
b-"a cow"
a-"cowfucker."
2.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or a shotgun barrel filled with herpes and could shoot at any moment.?"
b-"i abstain."
a-"damn straight"
by jacob June 22, 2004
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