Coronasex

Certain sexual positions that do not involve face to face interactions and are safe to perform during coronavirus

We had coronasex since we didn’t want to get sick.

by Elliegold March 29, 2020

Coronascam

A governmental or banking fraud using a viral decease to undermine the sociopolitical structure of society in order to control the population while an illegal monetary fraud is carried out in order for a select few to gain financially and test societies weakness.

Do you remember the Coronascam of 2020?

by The Roaring Forties March 1, 2020

coronascuse

...when you blame your actions on a current situation that's happening...

Maaan...i woulda done been there done that already if it wasn't for that thing going on...ARE YOU SERIOUS? THAT'S THE lamest coronascuse i've ever heard...

by Dr. Electroid March 25, 2020

tres coronas

prolly the fliest latino hip hop group at present characterized by sincere and direct lyrics joined by crazy music

tres coronas neva sold themeselves doing reggaeton stead of many offers they had

by d mayn May 14, 2009

Coronadeathwish

The desire to end one’s own life by contracting the Coronavirus.

Having been suicidal for some time, he felt the allure of Coronavirus, thinking that acting on his Coronadeathwish could effectively pull him out of his miserable life and nobody would be the wiser.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 4, 2020

Coronashyster

An unscrupulous person who opportunistically uses people’s fear over Coronavirus to deceive and defraud.

Don’t buy anything from that Coronashyster!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 4, 2020

Coronamercial

Any one of the endless stream of commercials put out by companies during the coronavirus pandemic – to show that they are still relevant and how they are going above and beyond to take care of their customers and employees. Typically featuring reluctant CEOs who don’t feel comfortable on camera, these spots can be for anything from fast food restaurants, car companies, hemorrhoid cream makers, beer distributors, etc. We get it – you’re still there, and you don’t want us to forget about you while we’re cowering in our homes in fear.

All I’ve watched on TV over the last month are 20-year-old football games, Brady Bunch reruns and coronamercials.

by MattersOfManners April 17, 2020