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neva is a beautiful person inside and out, and will always tell you like it is, she is very independant and loving. shes tough on the outside .. but when it comed down to it.. shes the nicest person you know. shes also great in bed and gives awesome head.
neva is awesome.. get you one.
by brittanna February 06, 2010
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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You'll find that Nevas are usually short, timid and vegetablearians. They love to eat vegetables and if anything gets between them and their veges they will become very aggressive and start attacking you. They are VERY territorial about food but when it comes to unhealthy stuff they don't care at all. When they become angry they tend to swear. They are believed to be decedents of angry dwarfs from northen china. They are very smexy.
Don't go near the Neva because it'll eat you
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neva is a beautiful person inside and out, and will always tell you like it is, she is very independant and loving. shes tough and shy on the outside .. but when it comed down to it.. shes the nicest person you know. shes also great in bed and gives awesome head. Sheloves her friends and anyone she gets close too, but she is usually scared she will lose people she gets close too. Neva is usualy bisexual and proud of it! She is also very forgetful ,but along with her flaws she is one of the most perfect girl you have ever met.
She is the
I have a Neva, get you one
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N.E.V.A. - Not Enough Viagra Anywhere

Used to express detest for a female.

Cleverly homophonic with never in certain dialects and therefore often incorrectly used in writing as slang.
Example 1
- Person 1: "Did you see Jessica yesterday? She really did slut up"
- Person 2: "Dude, she's still like a 9 on the kg-scale. So NEVA."

Example 2
- Person 1: "Do you eat humans?"

- Person 2: "Neva.."

- Person 1: "You realize what you just said?!"

- Person 2: "Neva!"
- Person 1: "You're sick, dude."
by UT+Per7 August 14, 2014
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A term commonly used by myself and my friends Daniel and Chris, in response to certain comments and/or questions. We use it to explain to people that we have no part in certain things.
Person 1: "Do you eat humans?"
Person 2: "Neva.."
Person 1: "Yes, you do eat humans!"
Person 2: "Neva!!"
by drazikal nam July 21, 2005
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