Elliegold's definitions

Coronasex

Certain sexual positions that do not involve face to face interactions and are safe to perform during coronavirus

We had coronasex since we didn’t want to get sick.

by Elliegold March 29, 2020

hebort

The act of forgetting hebrew learned the dat after your bat/bar-mitzvah.

Sorry I no longer can read that portion of the Torah, I have hebort.

by Elliegold April 17, 2021

coronahaircut

A botched haircut performed by yourself, a family member or another unqualified person since all hair salons are closed due to coronavirus

I will not be turning my video on during Monday’s zoom meeting since I have a coronahaircut.

by Elliegold May 9, 2020

cogret

When you go out and then the next day he will grab coming out if you think you’re going to get COVID

I shouldn’t have gone to that bat - I have major cogret.

by Elliegold March 20, 2021

covidconvenient

When someone uses Covid when it serves their purposes.

It’s really funny how Regina can insist on wearing her mask in my house with my four family members however it’s Covidconvenient for her to have 25 people for Thanksgiving with no masks.

by Elliegold March 6, 2021

Fantasexing

When you are having sex with one person but thinking about someone else.

I don't think I will be seeing him anymore. I was big time fantasexing.

by Elliegold April 17, 2014

covenient

When someone uses the excuse of Covid to get out of doing some thing.

Oh so I guess now it’s covenient for you not to come to MY party

by Elliegold March 6, 2021