Definitions by Elliegold

hebort 

The act of forgetting hebrew learned the dat after your bat/bar-mitzvah.

Sorry I no longer can read that portion of the Torah, I have hebort.

hebort by Elliegold April 17, 2021

cogret

When you go out and then the next day he will grab coming out if you think you’re going to get COVID

I shouldn’t have gone to that bat - I have major cogret.

cogret by Elliegold March 20, 2021

covenient 

When someone uses the excuse of Covid to get out of doing some thing.

Oh so I guess now it’s covenient for you not to come to MY party

covenient by Elliegold March 6, 2021

covidconvenient 

When someone uses Covid when it serves their purposes.

It’s really funny how Regina can insist on wearing her mask in my house with my four family members however it’s Covidconvenient for her to have 25 people for Thanksgiving with no masks.

covidconvenient by Elliegold March 6, 2021

coronahaircut 

A botched haircut performed by yourself, a family member or another unqualified person since all hair salons are closed due to coronavirus

I will not be turning my video on during Monday’s zoom meeting since I have a coronahaircut.

coronahaircut by Elliegold May 9, 2020

Coronasex

Certain sexual positions that do not involve face to face interactions and are safe to perform during coronavirus

We had coronasex since we didn’t want to get sick.

Coronasex by Elliegold March 29, 2020

Fantasexing 

When you are having sex with one person but thinking about someone else.

I don't think I will be seeing him anymore. I was big time fantasexing.

Fantasexing by Elliegold April 17, 2014