1. What people from Cork call themselves

2. What no one else on Earth calls people from Cork
A Cork Person: Aye bois! The Corkonians are going to war!
Other Cork People: AYE!
(they are watching their team play soccer)
by dragonbreathstu October 2, 2020
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A form of sexual act where one partner pulls out a Tazer mid way through, without alerting the other partner, before firing or jamming it into the still moving penis, electrocuting both partners. The name comes from the belief that only girls from Cork City, Ireland, would be open to such an activity without prior consent.
She surprised me with the ‘ol Corkonian Cock Conductor two weeks ago, my dick still tingles every time I walk.
by TheeScribe May 1, 2020
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