Corkonians

1. What people from Cork call themselves

2. What no one else on Earth calls people from Cork

A Cork Person: Aye bois! The Corkonians are going to war!
Other Cork People: AYE!
(they are watching their team play soccer)

by dragonbreathstu October 2, 2020

coronainsomnia

Corona insomnia is the inability to sleep because of stress from finances, fear of illness and fear of your family getting corona!

Stella has to drink five cups today because coronainsomnia hit her hard worried about her children and husband getting the rona?

Jake got coronainsomnia because he lost his job due to restaurants closing because of the rona restrictions!

by Laureezy September 13, 2020

Coronials

The 2020 Coronavirus pandemic forced isolation on the global population, which in turn catalyzed what is known as the "COVID Thirst". The ensuing increase in birth rate gave birth to a generation known as the Coronials. First popularized by Rapper, Lil Durby.

"Yo, bruh, your momma so fine, I bet she want it, she probably still got that COVID Thirst"
"Nah, bruh, I ain't part of the Coronials, I'm a millenial, now shut the f*** up and check my new TikTok"

by billythekid_7 April 11, 2020

Cormonian

A religious activist who practices in the ways of Corm

He put his hand together and bowed, like a true cormonian

by King Corm March 2, 2020

Coronials

Kids who were conceived by their parents during the quarantine that resulted from the coronavirus. Most of these babies will be born post-December 2020, continuing until spring 2021. They may also be referred to as covid kids.

With nothing else to do and feeling bored from being shut inside for so long, many couples decided, “Why not make a baby?!”

She was born in New York on January 8th, 2021, no doubt part of the first wave of coronials to populate the state.

by Downhill Dave March 19, 2020

Corkonian Cock Conductor

A form of sexual act where one partner pulls out a Tazer mid way through, without alerting the other partner, before firing or jamming it into the still moving penis, electrocuting both partners. The name comes from the belief that only girls from Cork City, Ireland, would be open to such an activity without prior consent.

She surprised me with the ‘ol Corkonian Cock Conductor two weeks ago, my dick still tingles every time I walk.

by TheeScribe April 30, 2020

coronian

A certified survivor of COVID19, and perhaps a broader swath of Corona viruses, known to carry antibodies against COVID19. A new upper class of certified virus surviving worker, whose antibodies are worth more than their weight in gold, and who is allowed to work and move unhindered. Typically commands 2-5X normal market rate for their services. Not to be confused with Covidian who is merely someone infected, or Covidiots who are mere mortals who think they are invincible and therefore move around unhindered, putting others and their own lives at risk.

The Coronian imperiously walked in to the hospital ER, and asked, “Who is in charge here? Any other Coronians or am I once again required to deal with mere humans?”

by Adanny100 April 9, 2020