Contabulate

To count a total number of anything

(after playing cards) let me just contabulate the score here...

by Karma97 December 7, 2025

constabulate

To police, or to patrol like a policeman. Back formation from constabulary and constable (Police station and policeman, in Great Britain)

The Wire, S01E07:

Omar said 'lf l was hunting Mr Bird, l would consider
the best package to be the red Dilly that's over there in Carrollton. That's if l happened to be *constabulating* like y'all.'

(Constabulating = continuous form of constabulate, an intransitive, dynamic verb)

by Constabulator November 22, 2010

Contadulate

To bust a nut in someones ass

She begged me to Contadulate in her ass

by Contadulater February 15, 2018

Contopulate

Contopulate; when something disintegrates in different fashions and ways
other verbs include as

Contopulation
Contopulating
Contopulated

"Oh my god I think my brain just started to contopulate please bring me to a hospital"

by ElSentientWindow July 21, 2020

Confabulator

To constantly tell obvious lies. Can also be used to describe someone who talks shit. Will always deny being a confabulator

He was lying about going to the Laird Hotel. He was called out as being a confabulator which he obviously denied

by Mikey308 January 17, 2020

confobulate

to mess up on grammar, verb tense, or just sound like you're fresh off the boat.

Sarah totally confobulated by saying: "Johnny was thirsty so he went and got two bottle of water."

by Da Longster April 2, 2008

confabulation

A word denoted to the gaps in our memory that we fill in with a plausable but yet imagined memory.
And no, it's different to a hallucination, as a confabulation can only be retrospective (hallucinations are happening at the time)

"No, that didn't really happen, George. What you have just experienced was a confabulation."

"But i swear that time in year 8 the teacher was wearing huge come fuck me boots to class..."

by Franga February 19, 2008