confobulate

to mess up on grammar, verb tense, or just sound like you're fresh off the boat.

Sarah totally confobulated by saying: "Johnny was thirsty so he went and got two bottle of water."

by Da Longster April 2, 2008

confeculate

to make something of low quality with another person's help. From latin con (with) and feces (shit). To make a shitty thing with another person.

Elspeth and Peter must have confeculated on that book. It's awful.

by Tupper Cawsey December 27, 2006

Confuculated

A combination of the words Confused, Fucked Up and Complicated. It can be used to describe a situation, or a mental state or emotion that you might be feeling. It can also be used to describe friends and pets who are out of whack.

Life is getting SO confuculated lately!

Why is this test so confuculated?

My friend got everything all confuculated, now I have no idea what's going on!

by Lazuli333 October 4, 2010

Conflogulate

To wear your hoodie or sweatshirt only on your arms, but not over your entire body.

When my arms get cold, I like to conflogulate.

I don't conflogulate in public because it's inconvenient.

by getsome.com October 14, 2011

Contopulate

Contopulate; when something disintegrates in different fashions and ways
other verbs include as

Contopulation
Contopulating
Contopulated

"Oh my god I think my brain just started to contopulate please bring me to a hospital"

by ElSentientWindow July 21, 2020

combobulate

To organize or pull together.

I really need to combobulate my desk. Life is better now that I am combobulated.

by saa January 28, 2005

Confabulator

To constantly tell obvious lies. Can also be used to describe someone who talks shit. Will always deny being a confabulator

He was lying about going to the Laird Hotel. He was called out as being a confabulator which he obviously denied

by Mikey308 January 17, 2020