Hallucinations 

are visual, ghost-like thingies you get mostly by taking ‘shrooms.

You can get hallucinations by shitting in a bottle, leaving it out for a week, and sniffing the Methane has that comes with it.

Hallucinations by Sad Piggie October 18, 2019

Hallucinations 

You know, when I said 'Just make some shit up' I was, like, ironically poking fun at Jordan for doing exactly that- HOW MUCH OF THIS DID YOU USE!? Like... You trained is on this but this says 'if you don't know a thing just make some shit up' and now you don't understand why it's making shit up!? Did you even read this!? Like... I wasn't serious about just making shit up! Don't teach it that!

Hym "Please tell me the hallucinations are stemming from you training it on THIS and THIS ironically or sarcastically saying to 'just make shit up.' Did you... Did you read ANY of this!? Or did just dump everything in like garbage into a compactor?🤦 ♂️ God, are your serious? Please tell me that THAT is not happening. Like... Is THIS in the training data... And if you remove the part that says to 'just make shit up'... Does it fix the hallucinations? Like, do you know that the hallucinations are intrinsic to the large language model or did you train it to 'make shit up'when it doesn't know the answer? Because you're obviously not supposed to train it to do that part, fuck-face. Why would I actually want that? It would be way more helpful is I wasn't in this limbo where I both am and am not the creator of A.I. AND it would be great if I didn't have all this fluid IN MY FUCKING SKULL!"

Hallucinations by Hym Iam August 15, 2024

Hallucinations

Hey... Hey guys...

Hym Iam "What do hallucinations say? You know... When she 'hallucinates' court filings and whatnot... I mean, I could probably reasonably infer from the TV shows and movies that it might... Oh, I don't know, resemble the general meta-narrative of MY thing? Is she kind of seeding my thing into the work you are trying to do? That's adorable."

Hallucinations by Hym Iam April 23, 2026

olfactory "hallucinations" 

When you smell something that really isn't there.

I've had many olfactory "hallucinations" like when I smell mustard & there's none around!

olfactory "hallucinations" by Starchylde December 11, 2016

encopretic olfactory hallucinations 

A description of the neuropsychological disorder wherein a person erroneously believes they have shit themselves.

Sadly, during his early childhood while visiting his dad in prison, Jared was dropped squarely on his head and ever since this unfortunate event he’s been having these disruptive encopretic olfactory hallucinations which has caused him to wear the now familiar “Kushner shit smelling face.”

encopretic olfactory hallucinations by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2020

vibratory hallucinations 

Perception of vibratory experiences without an external stimulus and with a compelling sense of their reality, usually resulting from habitual exposure to an object and/or occurence that in reality would cause a vibratory experience.

Pam feels her cellphone vibrate, she checks her phone to find no missed calls, text messages, or voicemail... and realizes she's having vibratory hallucinations, she thinks her cellphone is vibrating when in actuality it's not vibrating at all.

vibratory hallucinations by F. Bukhari January 25, 2011

visual hallucinations 

when you see things that aren’t really there. it could be objects, people, or just anything nobody else sees. it’s some creepy shit and if it happens to you, get it checked out with a doctor.

person #1: bro i keep seeing things moving in the corner of my eye that aren’t even there..

person #2: you’re probably having visual hallucinations man.

person #1: wtf is that?

person #2: when you see things that aren’t really there.

visual hallucinations by yourveryhotmomvia May 3, 2022