constabulate

To police, or to patrol like a policeman. Back formation from constabulary and constable (Police station and policeman, in Great Britain)

The Wire, S01E07:

Omar said 'lf l was hunting Mr Bird, l would consider
the best package to be the red Dilly that's over there in Carrollton. That's if l happened to be *constabulating* like y'all.'

(Constabulating = continuous form of constabulate, an intransitive, dynamic verb)

constabulate by Constabulator November 22, 2010

Disregard the constabulary! 

An upmarket way of saying fuck the police.

Friend: "You're not allowed to ride up a building on a chainsaw!"
Me: "So? DISREGARD THE CONSTABULARY!"

Disregard the constabulary! by Shark'sFace October 22, 2012

Contadulate

To bust a nut in someones ass

She begged me to Contadulate in her ass

Contadulate by Contadulater February 15, 2018

Constipulate 

To say you beleive something to be true. Can also mean to extrapolate, assume or estimate. Can also be changed into phrases like Constipulated, Constipulation, Constipulatory, etc.

"I constipulate that a Llama is the same weight as a chicken."

Constipulate by Helen (Pinky) February 9, 2008

conflabulate

to distract oneself from folly
(to talk shit)

jim conflabulates all the time

conflabulate by Jim Smith (spelled with an i not with a y) May 1, 2004

Conflabulate

Growing fat with the one you love.

"Let's grow old and conflabulate together". The ultimate romantic statement.

Conflabulate by Oh Carolina December 11, 2015

conblabulate 

Have a long, pointless conversation.

See also: confabulate.

Kris and David conblabulated in the break room for about an hour. I don't even know why they pay those two.

conblabulate by C. S. July 6, 2005