Consfit 

It defines a person as a little misfit that acts young, regrets life too quickly regardless if he/she had potential or not, and is yet possibly beloved by a decent group of friends that want this person to live on and realize how pointless it is to crave death. If anyone tells you to end their misery, screw that! It's better to either help them or leave them.

This word is a combination of two words:
-Con, one of two common words used to describe the good(Pros) and bad(Cons) of things. It is also used to describe the assumed Disadvantage(s) of people.
-Misfit, One that's not like the other(s).

"Come on! We still care for you, there's no point being the Consfit of the group!"

"We will always be by your side ;)."

Consfit by K-WILL-SUE-YOU December 3, 2019

Constitubate 

When you are extremely sexually aroused by historical documents; primarily the United States Constitution.

"After a long political debate, he retired to his chambers and proceeded to violently constitubate."

Constitubate by the6isthiccc May 17, 2018

Constitutional Drift 

A term that has come into popular usage during 45’s administration since it has shown such an aggressive propensity for chipping away at the US Constitution.

Unlike Continental Drift which slowly happens over eons, the Trump Team has shown that it has mastered the dark art of what is regarded as serious and speedy Constitutional Drift.

Constitutional Drift by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

ConsTITution 

A document which proclaims and defines the fundamental right of women to sexual equality with respect to the freedom to go about bare-chested in public with the same legal impunity that is enjoyed by men.

She joked that the first and second amendments to the ConsTITution guaranty freedom of beach and the right to bare breasts.

ConsTITution by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 16, 2011

constitutional

Pooping. Having a bowel movement worth taking a long time. Someone who takes a morning constitutional is often said to be a member of the "ten minute club."

Finished my coffee, now is time for my morning constitutional.

constitutional by adam_knows February 15, 2017

The Constitution 

A magical document that always agrees with you.

You can't charge $14 for movie popcorn because the Constitution says so!

The Constitution by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

Conshittency 

The constitution of a bowel movement, may be anywhere from diarrhea to nuggets.

I need to stop eating so much fiber, my conshittency is like baby food!

Conshittency by Mediumdave1 March 10, 2011