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A magical document that always agrees with you.
You can't charge $14 for movie popcorn because the Constitution says so!
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018
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The most amazing document of all time alone with the Declaration of Independence and the Bill of Rights. Liberals don't understand it.
Conservative: You can't bam guns, it's against the Constitution
Liberals: How dare you! Of course we can ban guns!
Conservative: a gun ban wouldn't work
LIBTARD: YOU RACIST BIGOT SEXIST HOMIPHOBE!!!!!!! I NEED MY SAFE SPACE!
by FunnyPatriot June 15, 2018
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