conshitter

making a decision while taking a large shit.

often used in place of "consider"
hmm, thats a big decision. one minute, i'll have to conshitter that.
by KN14 July 07, 2010
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Conshittency

The constitution of a bowel movement, may be anywhere from diarrhea to nuggets.
I need to stop eating so much fiber, my conshittency is like baby food!
by Mediumdave1 February 23, 2011
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Conshitter

Conshitter this party
by Ashtrays tazer December 06, 2014
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Conshitterate

When you are considerate enough to use air freshener and/or fart fan after dropping massive duece in office or home setting.
Man, at least Dave was conshitterate after that ginormous dump he took by using the air freshener.
by mediumdave22 February 18, 2011
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