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Conshitter 

Conshitter this party
Conshitter by Ashtrays tazer December 5, 2014

Cuntshitter

(noun)
Someone who eats so much pussy that they shit cunt.
Cunt Shitter
MINDY: Jimmy eats so much pussy that he shits cunt; he is a real cuntshitter.

JIMMY: Only when I see a Mindy!
Cuntshitter by Huthost December 22, 2018

Conshittency 

The constitution of a bowel movement, may be anywhere from diarrhea to nuggets.
I need to stop eating so much fiber, my conshittency is like baby food!
Conshittency by Mediumdave1 March 10, 2011

Cockshitter 

N. A slang term of endearment used to accuse a straight man of being homosexual.

Note : Not to be directed to known homosexual males.
Example:
Eric: Where's the rest of the pizza from last night?
Lewis: Oh sorry, I ate it.
Eric: Oh you Cockshitter, I've been craving that pizza all day.
Cockshitter by Langevinrox March 27, 2011

Conshiteration 

Taking a seat in a public restroom stall giving at least a one stall space between yourself and someone else already seated.
"There were 6 open stalls in that bathroom and this guy sits in the one right next to mine. Talk about no conshiteration."
Conshiteration by tlninja June 28, 2012

cumshitter 

1. A homosexual male who enjoys taking a dick into his ass and having another male ejaculate his man juice into his ass, resulting in the taker shitting out cum after the homoerotic experience.

2.A guy who shits out cum as a result of analsex with other males
Lance Bass is a cumshitter.
cumshitter by 0prah September 10, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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