document 

to document is to write something down

I cannot beleive i am writing this definition.

document by IrishRepublicanArmy December 20, 2003

Document 

A person who is serious about life, they obey all the rules and expect everyone else to. They can be very judgmental and petty.

I was a few minutes late to a meeting the other day, my friend wouldn’t stop going on about how bad it was to do that... She can be such a document sometimes.

Document by Gee.s June 19, 2021

Document 

A piece of written, printed, or electronic matter that provides information or evidence or that serves as an official record
But Google Doc’s exist’s and those are basically never official

“I use Google DOCUMENT’s for all my unofficial things like my 11 page My Little Pony fan fiction,” said the grown ass
man.

Document by GeorgeHatesPeas May 16, 2022

document review

the fate of attorneys who don't graduate from the top 14 schools or in the top 10% of their class if they are outside of the top 14 schools. you click on legal database software for 12 hours a day without being allowed to take breaks. it is a dead end job with no benefits or chance of advancement. most law students are blissfully unaware that this world even exists, but once they graduate, they become slaves to the doc review mill.

document review at paul weiss ranks just above getting third degree burns on 90% of your body.

document review by chris the temp February 15, 2006

document review

A miserable existence on Earth. Hell. Usually leads to suicide.

Document review is the 2nd circle of hell.

document review by Gretta Bobaly February 6, 2008

document review

A position for attorneys that is not as good as being a BigLaw Associate or a federal court clerk, but is infinitely better and more interesting than working in insurance defense. Pays better, too.

BigLaw is Heaven.
Document review is Purgatory.
Insurance defense is the 7th Circle of Hell.

document review by Akshen July 7, 2006

document monkey 

1. Attorney tasked to make lists and charts, and distribute multi-colored folders.

2. In-house entertainment for Farley, Potenza and Dougherty.

"Get me those hot docs STAT, document monkey!"

document monkey by Farley March 5, 2003