When it is no longer necessary to suck up to Corporate America in order to earn a living. This means giving up crowded airports, unnecessary meetings, a Sales Manager that is 20 years your junior telling you how badly that you suck, Action Plans, Quotas, more meetings, a business suit, white shirt and tie, ulcers and stomach cramps.

Being genuinely retired means that you began long ago to plan for the future and can now tell everyone except Mother Nature and Father Time to 'kiss ass'
I am retired, so leave me alone.
by Cosmicstargoat June 16, 2004
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The feeling of being both tired and retarded at the same time. The feeling usually occurs at work on a Monday after binge drinking all weekend.
"Holy crap, I am so retired."
"Dude, seriously you are freakin' retired!"
by Maweasal February 29, 2008
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-to dismiss someone
-when someone stretches something that used to be funny to the point where it isnt (killed it)
-I'm Janey, and I have buck teeth and I kinda smell like raggedy cabbage.
-.....Alright, you're retired.

-Dude, it's retired. You fuckin killed it
by nicole April 20, 2004
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When your tired one day and your tired again the next. This is called being retired.
I was tired yesterday and i'm retired today.

My friend is retired,he has been his laying on his couch for two days straight.
by punkybruster17 April 22, 2010
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To be once again tired
After coitus I was retired.
by patogracho April 28, 2006
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A myth. Something hard working people look forward to all their working lives, only to be disappointed by the fact that they can't afford to live off there substantially small pensions for the rest of their lives.
(Thursday afternoon)
fred:Tomorrow marks the day of my retirement
Boss: Nice how did your investment in the 401k plan turn out
fred:What is that?
Boss:See you on Monday fred
by billzilla October 05, 2010
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throwing away a machine or human after it is decided that they are so worn out or used up that there is no value left. the human gets a small pension that is not enough to live on, the machine is junked.
retirement like death comes to us all.
by knowman February 21, 2009
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