confitfo 

come on now figure it the fuck out

“ confito”

“ I cant think man “
confitfo

confitfo by Ruby2020 September 10, 2022

confinform

Notifying someone with a mix of asking for approval and forgiveness - you are both informing them of a decision that has already been made while confirming they are ok with said decision (though they don't really have a choice).

I'll confinform my boss that we're spending $1000 on the holiday happy hour drinks.

confinform by rameshdharan February 20, 2024

confinform

To simultaneously inform someone of a decision that's already been made while giving the perfunctory illusion of asking for their permission.

"I'll confinform my boss that we're spending $1000 on happy hour drinks for the team."

confinform by rameshdharan February 20, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022