condomination 

The act in which using a condom takes over the world.

Side effects include: Extremely sore penis, herpes, HIV, and many more.

"dont go near him.. he's addicted to condomination"

condomination by getsomefriendsgetsomefriendsge May 30, 2009

Condomination 

The act of dominating a conversation by going on and on, interrupting, or trying to guess what the other person is going to say next.

Rosie O' Donnell never lets people get aword in edgewise. Her show is pure condomination.

Condomination by John Tollefson January 4, 2007

tune contamination 

when someone who has a tune infection regrettably shares it with you, thus infecting you as well.

Alvin: "wow, I've got that horrible Carley Simon song stuck in my head...you know the one that goes; 'you're so vein, i bet you think this song is about you', it's driving me crazy..."

Theresa: "wow...thanks a lot for the tune contamination!"

tune contamination by sandspit April 11, 2010

Condomulation

The act of putting on a condom. Also, condomulating.

"I was just beginning condomulation when she suddenly told me to stop, and that this was a bad idea."
"God, sisters can be so cruel."

Condomulation by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010

condomsation 

The feeling of removing a condom during sex

Dude condomsation was great last night.

condomsation by cripplechrist September 5, 2014

nostril contamination 

When one picks his/her nose and subsequently picks the remaining nostril with the same finger, therfore taking snot from one nostril and inserting it into the other.

Dude, you totally just had a case of nostril contamination!

nostril contamination by Gareth Mc Givern August 27, 2007

Condomplation 

The moment of deliberation just before sex in which one decides whether or not to use a condom.

"Is she ovulating right now? She doesn't look like she's ovulating. When did she say her period was? Last week, I think. Or maybe the week before. I wonder if I'd make a good father..."

Last night I was lost in Condomplation.

Condomplation by tsukiatari July 21, 2009