Some examples of famous last words:
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head!" - JFK to Jackie just before his assassination.
"What the FUCK was that?!?" - The Mayor of Hiroshima as the A-Bomb was detonated.
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head!" - JFK to Jackie just before his assassination.
"What the FUCK was that?!?" - The Mayor of Hiroshima as the A-Bomb was detonated.
by warmbrother May 27, 2014
Get the Famous Last Words mug.Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."
Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."
Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"
Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"
Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."
Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"
Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"
by warmbrother June 01, 2018
Get the Douche Baguette mug.1. A critique or description of an event given by a person who lacks the capacity to contribute anything meaningful to most any dialogue; usually due to their lack of education, neanderthal brain cavity, and/or obsession with all things "gay".
2. A term most often used by closeted youth to avoid appearing too intelligent, too fashionable, too artsy, too worldly. Individualism here is not important, in fact it's discouraged. Fall in easily with your dumb ape male or amazon female mates and just refer to everything as "That's so Gay!", other than each other of course.
3. May also be shortened to simply "Gay." Thus eliminating the need to think or add additional words to a perfectly hoser comment.
2. A term most often used by closeted youth to avoid appearing too intelligent, too fashionable, too artsy, too worldly. Individualism here is not important, in fact it's discouraged. Fall in easily with your dumb ape male or amazon female mates and just refer to everything as "That's so Gay!", other than each other of course.
3. May also be shortened to simply "Gay." Thus eliminating the need to think or add additional words to a perfectly hoser comment.
Example 1: Rodney dresses well for school; his mates say "That's So Gay!"
Example 2: Chuck has an intelligent thought; his mates say "That's So Gay!"
Example 3: Brian watches a YouTube video about an opera singer and responds "GAY.", thus assuring himself that he is not suffering from sexual disorientation.
Example 3: Laura is just a young, impressionable, though not very bright youth. Laura sees a dog with a red collar and says aloud "That's So Gay!", then realizes that she too is wearing a red collar because her trailer trash boyfriend put it on her the night before whilst doing it "doggy style", and whilst thinking about his best friend Chad ... "That's So Gay!"
Example 2: Chuck has an intelligent thought; his mates say "That's So Gay!"
Example 3: Brian watches a YouTube video about an opera singer and responds "GAY.", thus assuring himself that he is not suffering from sexual disorientation.
Example 3: Laura is just a young, impressionable, though not very bright youth. Laura sees a dog with a red collar and says aloud "That's So Gay!", then realizes that she too is wearing a red collar because her trailer trash boyfriend put it on her the night before whilst doing it "doggy style", and whilst thinking about his best friend Chad ... "That's So Gay!"
by warmbrother November 09, 2013
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John: "I was on a British Airways flight and the Sky Waitress brought me extra cookies!"
Britney: "Wow! That was really thoughtful!"
John: "Well, ya, considering that we were in a free fall from 30,000 feet."
Britney: "Wow! That was really thoughtful!"
John: "Well, ya, considering that we were in a free fall from 30,000 feet."
by warmbrother October 10, 2014
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"I was so embarrassed this morning, I had to step over a drunken Carmen on my Veranda this morning to get to Starbucks."
by warmbrother October 10, 2014
Get the carmen on my veranda mug.n: The absolute smallest square footage that a developer can build a condominium unit without it being legally considered to be a pet carrier.
Bruce: "Hey Rob! I just bought a new 400 square foot condominimum!"
Rob: "For your cat?"
Bruce: "No! For me and my cat! It's really cool man! I can stand on the foot of my bed and piss into the kitchen sink!"
Rob: "For your cat?"
Bruce: "No! For me and my cat! It's really cool man! I can stand on the foot of my bed and piss into the kitchen sink!"
by warmbrother October 02, 2014
Get the Condominimum mug."Wow! Last night, after that fourth shot of tequila, I was trolling around town and suffered a complete case of sexual disorientation! I don't even know who those people were in my bed this morning ... I need a shot! Brutal man!"
by warmbrother October 02, 2014
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