9 definitions by warmbrother
v: The art of jacking off into a used sweat sock; usually used by dorm guys, teenage males, single guys and husbands - so, pretty much 'every' guy.
by warmbrother May 24, 2015
"Wow! Last night, after that fourth shot of tequila, I was trolling around town and suffered a complete case of sexual disorientation! I don't even know who those people were in my bed this morning ... I need a shot! Brutal man!"
by warmbrother October 2, 2014
n: The absolute smallest square footage that a developer can build a condominium unit without it being legally considered to be a pet carrier.
Bruce: "Hey Rob! I just bought a new 400 square foot condominimum!"
Rob: "For your cat?"
Bruce: "No! For me and my cat! It's really cool man! I can stand on the foot of my bed and piss into the kitchen sink!"
Rob: "For your cat?"
Bruce: "No! For me and my cat! It's really cool man! I can stand on the foot of my bed and piss into the kitchen sink!"
by warmbrother October 2, 2014
Some examples of famous last words:
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head!" - JFK to Jackie just before his assassination.
"What the FUCK was that?!?" - The Mayor of Hiroshima as the A-Bomb was detonated.
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head!" - JFK to Jackie just before his assassination.
"What the FUCK was that?!?" - The Mayor of Hiroshima as the A-Bomb was detonated.
by warmbrother May 27, 2014
n: A female flight attendant.
John: "I was on a British Airways flight and the Sky Waitress brought me extra cookies!"
Britney: "Wow! That was really thoughtful!"
John: "Well, ya, considering that we were in a free fall from 30,000 feet."
Britney: "Wow! That was really thoughtful!"
John: "Well, ya, considering that we were in a free fall from 30,000 feet."
by warmbrother October 9, 2014
Cloret: "Isn't 'first class' to 'Cleveland' an Oxymotrin?
Countess Vaughn: "I believe the word is Oxymoron."
Cloret: "I ain't no moron! You're the one who's paying $4000 for a hot washcloth and Kangaroo Jack."
Countess Vaughn: "I believe the word is Oxymoron."
Cloret: "I ain't no moron! You're the one who's paying $4000 for a hot washcloth and Kangaroo Jack."
by warmbrother October 9, 2014
Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."
Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."
Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"
Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"
Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."
Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"
Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"
by warmbrother May 2, 2018