Definitions by warmbrother
Douche Baguette
Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."
Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."
Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"
Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"
Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."
Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"
Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"
Douche Baguette by warmbrother June 1, 2018
jack-in-the-socks
v: The art of jacking off into a used sweat sock; usually used by dorm guys, teenage males, single guys and husbands - so, pretty much 'every' guy.
jack-in-the-socks by warmbrother May 25, 2015
oxymotrin
Cloret: "Isn't 'first class' to 'Cleveland' an Oxymotrin?
Countess Vaughn: "I believe the word is Oxymoron."
Cloret: "I ain't no moron! You're the one who's paying $4000 for a hot washcloth and Kangaroo Jack."
Countess Vaughn: "I believe the word is Oxymoron."
Cloret: "I ain't no moron! You're the one who's paying $4000 for a hot washcloth and Kangaroo Jack."
oxymotrin by warmbrother October 10, 2014
carmen on my veranda
n: A drunk latino woman with a bowl of fruit on her head, found passed out on your front porch in the morning. (Sad shades of Carmen Miranda).
"I was so embarrassed this morning, I had to step over a drunken Carmen on my Veranda this morning to get to Starbucks."
carmen on my veranda by warmbrother October 10, 2014
sky waitress
n: A female flight attendant.
John: "I was on a British Airways flight and the Sky Waitress brought me extra cookies!"
Britney: "Wow! That was really thoughtful!"
John: "Well, ya, considering that we were in a free fall from 30,000 feet."
Britney: "Wow! That was really thoughtful!"
John: "Well, ya, considering that we were in a free fall from 30,000 feet."
sky waitress by warmbrother October 10, 2014
Condominimum
n: The absolute smallest square footage that a developer can build a condominium unit without it being legally considered to be a pet carrier.
Bruce: "Hey Rob! I just bought a new 400 square foot condominimum!"
Rob: "For your cat?"
Bruce: "No! For me and my cat! It's really cool man! I can stand on the foot of my bed and piss into the kitchen sink!"
Rob: "For your cat?"
Bruce: "No! For me and my cat! It's really cool man! I can stand on the foot of my bed and piss into the kitchen sink!"
Condominimum by warmbrother October 2, 2014
Sexual Disorientation
"Wow! Last night, after that fourth shot of tequila, I was trolling around town and suffered a complete case of sexual disorientation! I don't even know who those people were in my bed this morning ... I need a shot! Brutal man!"
Sexual Disorientation by warmbrother October 2, 2014