A device that prevents pregnancy. You can go buy one and live in it for a very low price, but only because they are effective 97% of the time.
by kwang June 11, 2003
A way for people who dislike the sound of apartment to say it while still sounding civilized.
proper meaning: An apartment that is owned, not rented.
proper meaning: An apartment that is owned, not rented.
Joe: "I just moved into my new condominium today."
Steve: "You mean an apartment?"
Joe: "Shh, don't say that in public."
Steve: "You mean an apartment?"
Joe: "Shh, don't say that in public."
by Johnyknowhow June 21, 2015
The Greek god who sparked a sacred covenant to prevent pregnancy with other Greek Gods. When Condominium's sacred covenant broke with Hoecles, her son Illegitimacus was born.
"Bitch yo ass better pray to Condominium that you aint gonna get pregnant."
"I hope I don't pull a Condominium and break through this shit."
"I hope I don't pull a Condominium and break through this shit."
by El Zacko September 20, 2006
by Jere August 07, 2012
Bob: hey I gotta go wash my condo
Joe: no you don't, your condominium is clean already
Bob: you're so cute
Joe: no you don't, your condominium is clean already
Bob: you're so cute
by Rhombicosidodecahedron June 17, 2023