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Condomonium

A game in which five condoms are layed out. Before having sex, five guys will choose one that they will use. They can't examine the condom in any way. The loser of this game is the one that had sex with the condom that has a hole in the end. hah get fucked.
After a long night of drinking, me and four of my friends decided we would have a bit of CONDOMONIUM. My friend Trevor was the loser of the game and his girlfriend got pregnant. Get fucked.
Condomonium by Dirty Sasquatch August 5, 2009

Condomonium

Portmanteau of condom and pandemonium. Used to describe a party, gathering, or general event in which a lot of sex happens.
1: You went to that party last week?
2: Yeah, there was pussy left and right. It was a total condomonium!
Condomonium by shermantheklump March 31, 2026

Condomonium

A party with a LOT, of sex.
"Yo, dude. You wanna go to that condomonium on Thursday?"
Condomonium by Dr. Shmunguss March 31, 2026

candemonium 

The childhood excitement felt when there's so much candy.
The children brought their candy to school after Halloween. They were so excited, it was candemonium.
candemonium by Meand2MiniMes October 31, 2019

Coondominium 

Welfare housing, often surrounded by afroturf. Frequently located near a liquor store, half a dozen bars, a Planned Parenthood office, a KFC, and several crack houses.
That Coondominium is the police's number one complaint call.

Poor man's condominium 

A person that owns a mobile home. But doesn't own the land.
Poor man's condominium --->You may own the structure. But, you don't own the land...
Poor man's condominium by Jere August 7, 2012
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