protiot

n. Protest march that turns into a riot.

Get your black balaclava and some bail money Dude; there's a protiot at the mosque site.

The protiot at Woodstck 3 was held after the music was over. How polite.

by Gnostic1 September 04, 2010

ollieollieoxenfree

n. Skateboarding move in which the rider, after gaining a high degree of speed and elevation off a suitably placed ramp such as a neighbor's slant nosed Porsche, does an inverted fakey shirttail grab freehand then surveys the assembled crowd of lamers and posers and gesticulates toward the one he thinks is holding the gamest weed.

Rad leaper bro! I totally spronged when you fingered Bonghat during that awwwesome with three doubleyous ollieollieoxenfree.

by gnostic1 November 07, 2010

verbal warming

noun phrase. A term describing the accelerating increase in the number of words in the world and the resultant accumulation of verbiage that threatens to drown us all. Some lexicolonogists deny that it's happening or attribute it to non-human factors such as rogue computer programs.

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Leapstand? Ollieollieoxenfree? Yardening? What is up with all these new words? Some days If I don't use my asthma medication I can't breathe when I read my e-mail.

You mean you can't ox-in unless you drughale? That's just verbal warming. You should move your computer to a higher floor and buy some flood sacks.

by gnostic1 August 25, 2011

dietproof

adj. so delicious that it will inevitably be consumed even by people on diets.

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These panda cheesecake squares are dietproof.

Stand back! I have a bag of dietproof donuts and I'm not afraid to throw them into the cockpit!

by gnostic1 June 07, 2011

lexicolonologists

n. People who are experts about terminology in a given area but quite anal about specifics of usage.

I think the etymological lexicolonologists would decry the verbal warming on the internet.

by gnostic1 August 25, 2011

keegstra

n. someone who denies the blatantly obvious, usually for no apparent gain.
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Of course the Eckville Tigers are going to beat those Bentley Generals, they could probably beat the Edmonton Rush!

You are such a total keegstra. When are you going in for therapy?

by gnostic1 July 23, 2011

freckle wagon

n. fictional conveyance that delivers freckles, nevi and lentigo to the homes of cute girls.

Wow! I see you kept the freckle wagon pretty busy when you were little.

What?

by gnostic1 July 24, 2011