178 definitions by gnostic1
n. Manly street term for beach volleyball, which is a fluff "sport" played in an inordinately large sand pit.
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Whoa, six o'clock! We totally have to scoot if we are going to catch the boxing.
Cage fighting! I love that: crushed lips and death grips!
Actually I meant the litter boxing.
Ah, well, that can be good too. Let me just get a book first.
Cage fighting! I love that: crushed lips and death grips!
Actually I meant the litter boxing.
Ah, well, that can be good too. Let me just get a book first.
by gnostic1 August 5, 2012
n. Radical skateboarding move in which you lean way out sideways and grab the outer edge of a buddy's board while he does the same to your board. Similar to a crab walk but without the hidden sexual tension.
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Nice hangfred Dude!
Sorry?
I saw you doing a hangfred with Andy yesterday. It looked sweet.
Oh right. A hangfred. Thanks.
Sorry?
I saw you doing a hangfred with Andy yesterday. It looked sweet.
Oh right. A hangfred. Thanks.
by gnostic1 October 8, 2011
n. foamy soap residue left on your body after washing and then rinsing poorly: generally taken as a sign of sloppiness but in operating rooms it provides an aura of needful haste.
Check out the bubblage on Dr. Ngosi's arms! What a slacker.
No dude! She is totally rushing to save some banger's worthless life.
No dude! She is totally rushing to save some banger's worthless life.
by gnostic1 December 31, 2011
n. A short street-wise variation on "intensity" tailored for the Occupy Wall Street protest and similar movements where "occupations in tents" occur. The implication is that more and more dwellers showing up, with their tents, signs and badly-tuned guitars, will strenghthen the movement.
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Man, this protest is never going nowhere unless we can turn up the tentcity.
Yeah the tentcity got to be strong if we are going to stick it to the man.
Yeah the tentcity got to be strong if we are going to stick it to the man.
by gnostic1 October 29, 2011
n. Stout piece of wood used for striking co-workers who won't shut up about latest episode of "The Office" or other TV show.
If you say another word about what a cute couple Jim and Pam make I swear I am going to get an office staff and beat your lips until they stop moving!
The new TV season starts in October so I usually plan an office staff party for November.
The new TV season starts in October so I usually plan an office staff party for November.
by gnostic1 October 7, 2010
v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Originally a euphemism used by Royalty but now used generally to mock the upper crust.
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Excuse me Your Highness. I fear it is high time for me to be watering the cricketfield.
Would you like my groundskeeper to help you with that? She's very good with a hose.
I fear not M'am. Jolly good thought though.
Would you like my groundskeeper to help you with that? She's very good with a hose.
I fear not M'am. Jolly good thought though.
by gnostic1 September 28, 2012
v. The act of increasing the force of one's delivery in ice curling. One adds weight or strenghth from the hack so the corn brooming of the pebble is lessened.
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Weight up! You're going to wreck on the guard if we don't corn broom you harder!
Okay I'll focus my delivery weight on getting the package to the house.
Okay I'll focus my delivery weight on getting the package to the house.
by gnostic1 November 1, 2011