gnostic1's definitions
n. 1) a type of elongated skateboard with good lateral skidding action used for tricks.
2) sexual tumesence.
2) sexual tumesence.
by gnostic1 August 21, 2011
 Get the driftwoodmug.
Get the driftwoodmug. Person who acts like he's sniffed too much gasoline, glue etc. Possessed of a confused, disconnected brain.
by gnostic1 August 6, 2010
 Get the fumermug.
Get the fumermug. Hi Princess. Looks like you need a visit from the smile fairy.
He's not going to take my lips away and leave me a quarter under my pillow is he?
No! No! He takes frowns away.
And leaves money?
He's not going to take my lips away and leave me a quarter under my pillow is he?
No! No! He takes frowns away.
And leaves money?
by gnostic1 August 2, 2011
 Get the smile fairymug.
Get the smile fairymug. adj. having the qualities of Eeyore, i.e. being strikingly gloomy, sad or ho hummish on a chronic basis.
Check out the eeyoric goth chick with the tears tattooed on her cheeks. So sad.
She's probably upset because she's at Baskin Robbins instead of her dark castle.
Yeah. Her dark castle in 1398.
She's probably upset because she's at Baskin Robbins instead of her dark castle.
Yeah. Her dark castle in 1398.
by gnostic1 March 19, 2011
 Get the eeyoricmug.
Get the eeyoricmug. n. A certain uniquely attractive flavor that football adds to the autumn.
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Man, the atmosphere around here is dead gruesome. The world is bland ... bland I tell you!
Wait until next week. That is when the football seasoning is going to spice up your life.
Wait until next week. That is when the football seasoning is going to spice up your life.
by gnostic1 September 8, 2011
 Get the football seasoningmug.
Get the football seasoningmug. Excusez-moi. Has madamoiselle seen my touche bag magnifique?
Mais non! Nor do I wish to see it!
Perhaps madamoiselle understands not. La touche bag is something I slide over my sword to keep it clean.
Mais non! Nor do I wish to see it!
Perhaps madamoiselle understands not. La touche bag is something I slide over my sword to keep it clean.
by gnostic1 July 16, 2011
 Get the touche bagmug.
Get the touche bagmug. Yo! Dude! That is one nasty pumpkin face that you are sporting. You a Blood or something?
No. I was pucking when I should have been ducking.
No. I was pucking when I should have been ducking.
by gnostic1 October 30, 2010
 Get the pumpkin facemug.
Get the pumpkin facemug.