178 definitions by gnostic1
n. Person who doesn't think to excess; someone who isn't dim but who can't be bothered to cogitate in school.
The square root of 64? Are you kidding me? I am totally just a social thinker.
I studied hard all last semester and nearly lost all my friends. But, with the help of some total slackers, I managed to turn my life around and now I'm just a social thinker.
I studied hard all last semester and nearly lost all my friends. But, with the help of some total slackers, I managed to turn my life around and now I'm just a social thinker.
by gnostic1 September 10, 2011
n. chick flick so awful, so totally full of Jennifer Anniston, that you wish a horde of army ants would gnaw off your leg to keep you awake and add some excitement to the evening.
Dude! How was your date last night?
Absolutely dreadful. We viewed, and here I'm totally going to pause for effect, a roam ants movie!
Did you at least get your bleeding stump licked?
Absolutely dreadful. We viewed, and here I'm totally going to pause for effect, a roam ants movie!
Did you at least get your bleeding stump licked?
by gnostic1 December 31, 2011
n. A short street-wise variation on "intensity" tailored for the Occupy Wall Street protest and similar movements where "occupations in tents" occur. The implication is that more and more dwellers showing up, with their tents, signs and badly-tuned guitars, will strenghthen the movement.
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Man, this protest is never going nowhere unless we can turn up the tentcity.
Yeah the tentcity got to be strong if we are going to stick it to the man.
Yeah the tentcity got to be strong if we are going to stick it to the man.
by gnostic1 October 29, 2011
n. Stout piece of wood used for striking co-workers who won't shut up about latest episode of "The Office" or other TV show.
If you say another word about what a cute couple Jim and Pam make I swear I am going to get an office staff and beat your lips until they stop moving!
The new TV season starts in October so I usually plan an office staff party for November.
The new TV season starts in October so I usually plan an office staff party for November.
by gnostic1 October 7, 2010
n. disruptive destruction and one of the few things that can be "wreaked"; often seen at riots and Profunda Rosa punk concerts.
Cry havoc, and let loose the dogs of war, after putting on your havoc scarf or other suitable face covering so you won't bear any responsibility for your actions.
by gnostic1 August 12, 2011
by gnostic1 June 21, 2010
place. neglected, forlorn former gold-mining town located where Alaska, British Columbia and the Yukon Territory intersect. Since the placer deposits played out in 1899 it is no longer large enough or robust enough to be officially a town. It is, in fact, currently struggling to retain its hamlet status.
Novelty stores selling fool's gold to tourists, several petting zoos featuring wounded native fauna, a convalescent hospital featuring wounded natives, a used book store and a combination first-aid staion and bicycle repair shop can be found in the optimistically-named downtown area. A knick-knack maintenance facility is slated to open out by the abandoned Malaprop Mine in 2013.
Currently gravel production is the major industry with most of the heavy work being done by the local rivers and glaciers. Sorting, bagging and marketing is done through a co-operative association in conjunction with the Canadian Gravel Board.
Although there is currently no highway into the area a variety of cutlines and logging trails provide access and egress for ATV enthusiasts while a landing strip on the river accomodates tourists in bush-planes, who mostly come for the Northern Lights Fiesta and stay for the the abandoned mines where groups of chilly kids are often trapped.
A good variety of sports such as pond hockey, river hockey and lake hockey keep the locals amused. A school is in the planning stages and amateur theatrics are staged at the Generals Store most month-ends.
Novelty stores selling fool's gold to tourists, several petting zoos featuring wounded native fauna, a convalescent hospital featuring wounded natives, a used book store and a combination first-aid staion and bicycle repair shop can be found in the optimistically-named downtown area. A knick-knack maintenance facility is slated to open out by the abandoned Malaprop Mine in 2013.
Currently gravel production is the major industry with most of the heavy work being done by the local rivers and glaciers. Sorting, bagging and marketing is done through a co-operative association in conjunction with the Canadian Gravel Board.
Although there is currently no highway into the area a variety of cutlines and logging trails provide access and egress for ATV enthusiasts while a landing strip on the river accomodates tourists in bush-planes, who mostly come for the Northern Lights Fiesta and stay for the the abandoned mines where groups of chilly kids are often trapped.
A good variety of sports such as pond hockey, river hockey and lake hockey keep the locals amused. A school is in the planning stages and amateur theatrics are staged at the Generals Store most month-ends.
Never mind Anchorage. This weekend we should visit Gravelgold. We could maybe go to a petting zoo and visit that cantankerous author who lives in the woods near there.
Have you had a Rabies shot?
No, but he has ... so we should be safe.
Have you had a Rabies shot?
No, but he has ... so we should be safe.
by gnostic1 August 19, 2011