gnostic1's definitions

Benalto

place. Ideally situated on a glacial morraine, Benalto has cleverly used its alluvial gravel stocks to thrust itself into the forefront of the small-rocks industry.

Rodeo enthusiasts abound, as do deer hunters, mushroom pickers, scapula maintainance workers and roadsign repair shops.

Bouldering enthusiasts have recently added Benalto to the list of "must see" rock climbing locales in the West Central Alberta Region and a History of Granite Exfoliation display at the mine site is a Canadian shield enthusiast's mecca.

Why is the rodeo infield so bumpy?

This is Benalto! That is golden gravel!

by gnostic1 July 30, 2011

dimpleicious

adj. deliciously covered with perfectly delightful dimples.

Not only has she been to the freckle wagon, she has dimpleicious cheeks.

by gnostic1 July 26, 2011

bubblage

n. foamy soap residue left on your body after washing and then rinsing poorly: generally taken as a sign of sloppiness but in operating rooms it provides an aura of needful haste.

Check out the bubblage on Dr. Ngosi's arms! What a slacker.

No dude! She is totally rushing to save some banger's worthless life.

by Gnostic1 December 30, 2010

gadhafing

v. overstaying ones welcome.

Is it safe to bring the girls over tonight or are your parents still gadhafing?

Better wait until next weekend dude. I may have to call for an air strike to get the wrinklies out of the house.

by gnostic1 March 22, 2011

usain

adj. Quick, quick witted, or first in any contest or pursuit, intellectual or otherwise. Often used by skateboarders in an ironic sense.

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Dude! You are so usain! Flipping air under that Mazda was the bolt!

by gnostic1 August 5, 2012

havoc scarf

n. face-shielding clothing worn during riots.

Crickey! There's a bleedin' riot down by the pub. You coming mate?

Hang about. I've only got to get me havoc scarf first so I don't look a total wally.

by gnostic1 August 16, 2011

bad heir day

n. A day when one or more of your children does something bad ... very bad.

Why is Igor out on the window ledge mumbling about a hostage taking and some arrests?

Oh don't worry. He's just having a bad heir day.

by gnostic1 October 25, 2010