Condominium 

A way for people who dislike the sound of apartment to say it while still sounding civilized.

proper meaning: An apartment that is owned, not rented.

Joe: "I just moved into my new condominium today."
Steve: "You mean an apartment?"
Joe: "Shh, don't say that in public."

Condominium by Johnyknowhow June 29, 2015

Condominium 

The Greek god who sparked a sacred covenant to prevent pregnancy with other Greek Gods. When Condominium's sacred covenant broke with Hoecles, her son Illegitimacus was born.

"Bitch yo ass better pray to Condominium that you aint gonna get pregnant."

"I hope I don't pull a Condominium and break through this shit."

Condominium by El Zacko September 20, 2006

condominium 

A device that prevents pregnancy. You can go buy one and live in it for a very low price, but only because they are effective 97% of the time.

Jace Treat lives in a condo(m) with Katriece Zar.

condominium by kwang June 10, 2003

condominium 

what we've all thought of the first time we've ever read that one other word...

Bob: hey I gotta go wash my condo
Joe: no you don't, your condominium is clean already
Bob: you're so cute

condominium by Rhombicosidodecahedron June 17, 2023

condominium

An euphemism for condom

I always carry a few 'condominiums' in my wallet—better safe than sorry when the night gets interesting!

condominium by Emotional Cruiser November 22, 2025

Poor man's condominium 

A person that owns a mobile home. But doesn't own the land.

Poor man's condominium --->You may own the structure. But, you don't own the land...

Poor man's condominium by Jere August 7, 2012

Coondominium 

Welfare housing, often surrounded by afroturf. Frequently located near a liquor store, half a dozen bars, a Planned Parenthood office, a KFC, and several crack houses.

That Coondominium is the police's number one complaint call.

Coondominium by You got a fuckin' problem with that? September 20, 2003