Colbei 

A vary smart possibley asian man.

Guy 1: Did you see that asian man over there?
Guy 2: He looks like a Colbei.

Colbei by The monster under the table July 12, 2010

Colbertistas 

The group of followers of Stephen Colbert (host of The Colbert Report) who act on suggestions made during the show. The term was first used on the talk page of the Wikipedia entry for elephant, after Colbert called for the entry to be modified to reflect a (fictitious) three-fold increase in the elephant population. The Colbertistas are said to engage in Colberrorism.

The Colbertistas are changing the 'latchkey kid' entry now, times to lock it down.

Colbertistas by FurTip August 9, 2006

colber

Contraction for Cold Beer.

Pass me a colber.

colber by air con emcee February 19, 2009

colbear

The Colbear is Stephen Colbert's arch nemesis. The Colbear was trained in the dark arts of the Sith on the planet Korriban. The Colbear is also a member of NAMBLA, the North American Man-Bear Love Association, whose president is believed to be Michael Moore.

The Colbear has all of the strong qualities of each individual type of bear. It can climb trees, swim in the arctic waters, and catch leaping salmon with its massive lightsaber paws.

It is said that one day Stephen Colbert and the Colbear will face off. We do not know when. We do not know how. All we know, is that there will be justice.

James, what the hell is that flying towards your head?
I think it's a lightsaber?
What the hell, is that a bear?
That's the Colbear! Run, he can kill you with his MIND!

colbear by Larry S September 15, 2007

Colbertity 

The Law of Colbertity states that Steven Colbert is so awesome that if he were to become less awesome, he would only become more awesome, and if he were to become more awesome he would become less awesome. This is caused by the fact that Colbert is the highest point of awesome, there is no match to his level of "Awesomeness" and there is no exceeding his level due to the limitations of the English word "Awesome." If he were to become less awesome the peak of awesomeness would lower with Colbert.

The man who reached colbertity exploded because Stevens Colbertity was much strong than the man's.

Colbertity by Chupe December 20, 2008

Colbying 

A verb used to describe the action of sodomizing a canine with a hairbrush. Although initially used to refer solely to rectally violating a dog, the term can be generalized to other animals and other household items.

The term was initially coined by the Reddit community in response to a thread in which a canine named Colby was sodomized. It has since spread to various other forums.

I have been colbying every night recently and now my pen is stuck in a goat.

Colbying by N69sZelda September 9, 2012

Colberting 

Colberting is the act of posting a number of high-resolution images in a thread on an web forum in an attempt to make it difficult for other forum members to read, thereby either slowing or stoping the conversation occuring within it. In practice, pictures of Stephen Colbert are often used as the requisite high-resolution images, but any high-resolution images will do.

I wanted to read Kelly's tribute thread, but it looks like Mikey has been busy Colberting it, and when I opened it my browser crashed.

Colberting by wholesomedick November 7, 2008