Colberting

Colberting is the act of posting a number of high-resolution images in a thread on an web forum in an attempt to make it difficult for other forum members to read, thereby either slowing or stoping the conversation occuring within it. In practice, pictures of Stephen Colbert are often used as the requisite high-resolution images, but any high-resolution images will do.

I wanted to read Kelly's tribute thread, but it looks like Mikey has been busy Colberting it, and when I opened it my browser crashed.

by wholesomedick November 7, 2008

Colberting

The act of taking a single pringle chip, topping it with whip cream, and then putting another pringle chip on top of that. Seen on episode 737 of The Colbert Report, done by Stephen Colbert.

Last night I was really tired, and really hungry, lucky for me there were some pringles and whip cream next to me, so I started Colberting!

by URANicePersonN0T May 4, 2010

Colberting

When someone with a huge audience finds one guy to focus almost all of his negative attention on.

Phillip Marlowe, the influencer is Colberting TayVis by dropping shade bombs on her cats masseuse.

by The Real Beast. October 6, 2023

Colbertistas

The group of followers of Stephen Colbert (host of The Colbert Report) who act on suggestions made during the show. The term was first used on the talk page of the Wikipedia entry for elephant, after Colbert called for the entry to be modified to reflect a (fictitious) three-fold increase in the elephant population. The Colbertistas are said to engage in Colberrorism.

The Colbertistas are changing the 'latchkey kid' entry now, times to lock it down.

by FurTip August 9, 2006

Colbertity

The Law of Colbertity states that Steven Colbert is so awesome that if he were to become less awesome, he would only become more awesome, and if he were to become more awesome he would become less awesome. This is caused by the fact that Colbert is the highest point of awesome, there is no match to his level of "Awesomeness" and there is no exceeding his level due to the limitations of the English word "Awesome." If he were to become less awesome the peak of awesomeness would lower with Colbert.

The man who reached colbertity exploded because Stevens Colbertity was much strong than the man's.

by Chupe December 20, 2008

Animal Collecting

a happy feeling that runs through your body when you listen to Animal Collective. The feeling can also arise when you are thinking of Animal Collective, singing Animal Collective, or tripping on psychadelics

Animal Collecting makes me feel so good. Let us sample some of those ecstacy pills you purchased.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 21, 2006

Collecting rice

When a memeber of the rice collector species collects someone or something's rice, particularly in an aggressive manner.

yo, Jake is hardcore collecting rice. Woah he just collected his dads rice! Now that's what we call gay.

by TopHatCat88 May 15, 2017