Stevens 

1.Shorter way of saying even stevens
2. Bring some on to zero life points in card game (eg. Magic, Hearthstone etc.)

Guy 1: hey man, you owe me ten dollars

Guy 2: How bout i buy you lunch and call it stevens

Stevens by Wmgjt October 19, 2016

Stevens 

An awkward individual in the social society who is usually quiet but makes weird or unusual remarks when the situation does not call for it.

During class, Rob pulled a Stevens when he whispered "penis in my mouth" many times.

Stevens by Cantank February 6, 2009

Stevens 

The act of sticking a piece of gum up your asshole and walking around with it inserted for an hour, then giving it to someone so they can chew it.

Ricky loves to give stevens.

Stevens by Cole Judy February 10, 2008

Stevens 

Anything a boss monster summons with ease that proceeds to annoying the living hell out of you in an online game (i.e. World Of Warcraft or Guild wars).

"Man, those freaking Stevens keep blocking my attack."

"That boss wasn't that hard, but its Stevens were really annoying though."

Stevens by WasabiiCake February 11, 2010

Stevens 

A person who defies all sterotypes of our society, while remaining chill.

"You take Trigonemetry, play in the orchestra, and you are white? You are such a Stevens!"

Stevens by The Real White Man March 6, 2013

Stevens 

A beautiful Blonde haired girl from the black country,who has an amazing personality and shes the kinda girl any guy would want to marry and any guy who dosn't is either a massive gay or an angler fish I LOVE YOU!!

Guy1:Seen stevens
Guy2: yeah shes fucking beautiful

Stevens:shut up zack you angler

Stevens by bearhugs12 April 28, 2013

stevens 

The last name of badass people. you probably shouldn't mess with these people because they will slaughter your family and leave them on meat hooks for the police to find. most of them tend to have a darker skin complexion

That stevens kid is super badass

stevens by IL0V3NIGG3rC0cK May 24, 2018