Stevens

1.Shorter way of saying even stevens
2. Bring some on to zero life points in card game (eg. Magic, Hearthstone etc.)
Guy 1: hey man, you owe me ten dollars

Guy 2: How bout i buy you lunch and call it stevens
by Wmgjt October 19, 2016
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Stevens

An awkward individual in the social society who is usually quiet but makes weird or unusual remarks when the situation does not call for it.

During class, Rob pulled a Stevens when he whispered "penis in my mouth" many times.
by Cantank February 07, 2009
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The act of sticking a piece of gum up your asshole and walking around with it inserted for an hour, then giving it to someone so they can chew it.
Ricky loves to give stevens.
by Cole Judy February 11, 2008
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Anything a boss monster summons with ease that proceeds to annoying the living hell out of you in an online game (i.e. World Of Warcraft or Guild wars).
"Man, those freaking Stevens keep blocking my attack."

"That boss wasn't that hard, but its Stevens were really annoying though."
by WasabiiCake February 11, 2010
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A person who defies all sterotypes of our society, while remaining chill.
"You take Trigonemetry, play in the orchestra, and you are white? You are such a Stevens!"
by The Real White Man March 07, 2013
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A beautiful Blonde haired girl from the black country,who has an amazing personality and shes the kinda girl any guy would want to marry and any guy who dosn't is either a massive gay or an angler fish I LOVE YOU!!
Guy1:Seen stevens
Guy2: yeah shes fucking beautiful

Stevens:shut up zack you angler
by bearhugs12 April 28, 2013
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A Steven is one of a kind. If you ever go out with a Steven, you will always feel like you rule the world...like a princess. Never will they ever do anything to hurt you. Stevens always have huge muscles, cute bellybuttons, and a forehead...that only his girlfriend will admire(: This guy will treat you right with respect and kindness. He will never get out of your mind...no matter what. If your in a bad mood he will always find his way to cheer you up somehow. Whenever your around a Steven you will always get butterflies in your stomach, and not be able to stop smiling. Stevens are extremely funny, smart, sexy, trustworthy, honest, and loyal. If you ever have a chance to date a Steven take it. You will have the time of your life with this guy, hands down. He's always looking into having a good time with you. You will fall for his funny jokes and cuteness within a heart beat. He usually gets called stevie by his girlfriend<3 They tend to have an obsession over frogs(: which is very cute! be prepared you will fall for his dreamy brown eyes, cute sence of humor, and personality.
"kaits you look like your in love?"

"well I was just with Steven"
by Kaitttsss August 22, 2011
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