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Colbying 

A verb used to describe the action of sodomizing a canine with a hairbrush. Although initially used to refer solely to rectally violating a dog, the term can be generalized to other animals and other household items.

The term was initially coined by the Reddit community in response to a thread in which a canine named Colby was sodomized. It has since spread to various other forums.
I have been colbying every night recently and now my pen is stuck in a goat.
Colbying by N69sZelda September 9, 2012
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cosbying 

Roofieing someone by putting roofies in someone's Jell-o.
"Well, he invited me back to his place for Jell-o, and there's always room for Jell-o, but I don't remember much after that. Do you think he was cosbying me?
cosbying by KrystalKruspe July 9, 2016
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cosbying 

Creeping up on a female in a groopey manner
Alex quit kissing on Courtney and stop grabbing her tits your totally cosbying
cosbying by 1212332 January 30, 2015

Bill Cosbying

The act of giving a woman a pill, then having sex with them once they pass out.
Tim: Did you see Joe drop a rufilin in that girls drink!!??
Dave: Oh yeah, Joe always be Bill Cosbying bitches now-a-days...
Bill Cosbying by Tee-Money1986 December 16, 2015

Bill Cosbying

Wearing sweaters or sweater vests consecutively for at least four days much like Bill Cosby did in the 1980's sitcom. Often during holiday seasons accompanied with pie.
Drake: "Why is Tj wearing so many sweaters?"

Clyde: "Oh, he's just Bill Cosbying."
Bill Cosbying by Alaric C. October 28, 2014

collying 

Collying (or to colly) is done when you arrange an event/night out etc and someone who has agreed to go bails last minute with a poor excuse that you can't challenge, usually you'll get a pre bail text, and normally it's the same person in your group of friends.
Me "You still coming out tonight or are you Collying us again"
Him "yeah probably, I'll have to let you know"
Me "What do you mean probably?"
Him "well I'm trying to sort a babysitter out"
Me "Don't Colly me"
**20 mins later**

Him "Really sorry mate gonna have to let you down tonight can't get someone to look after the kids" or some equally weak excuse
collying by Mrmyke00 October 9, 2014

Colbington 

A wanna be youtuber with an embarrassingly small penis.
Pesron A:"Hey, you know Colbington?"
Person B:"That micro-penised fag?"
Person A:"That's the one!"
Colbington by Colbington January 9, 2018
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