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CoffeeArt

CoffeeArt is very distinctive and separate from designs created by barista's in the foam of a latte.
CoffeeArt is made from mixing instant coffee into 3 different strengths and using that to paint sepia toned works of art.
The artist paints his Coffeeart on water color paper and they vary in size. Linda Finstad is the most prolific coffee artist in the world and has painted 1000 pieces of CoffeeArt. you can check out her work at www.famouscoffeeartist.com
How amazing that this coffeeArt painting was made using instant coffee
by Famous Coffee Artist August 12, 2022
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coffeerotica

1. Displaying an intense lust for coffee, almost to sexual deviancy.

2. The act of "cruising" Starbucks or any other Coffee Shop with the sole purpose of getting laid.
This was what Lizzy wrote as an example of Coffeerotica:

"Good coffee is rich and delicious all by itself. A well-pulled espresso has a perfect cap of creama- not frothy cream -but the rich brown liquid that is the perfect mix of oils from the coffee bean and hot steam. It should not taste bitter or burnt. It should be sipped slowly, like a good wine, and enjoyed as the magic caffeine stimulates the brain like a familiar lover. I sit quietly, almost reverently enjoying my espresso and was almost in love with the woman who pulled it for me. I think I could love anyone who makes me coffee that good.

America is the supposed coffee capital of the world, I am assaulted daily by the candy flavored abominations spewed out by the fast food of coffee producers. To cover up the fact their beans are over roasted and smell almost barbecued, people drink concoctions that are more milk and sugar than coffee. There is no creama to be had. Khaki clad techies and yuppy housewives with jumbo strollers come in for their fix, but it is the equivalent of using methadone as a morphine substitute. You may just get enough caffeine to keep the edge off, but you’ll never get the sensuous decadence of a pure caffeine buzz.

Coffee is a sensual experience that starts with the first whiff of freshly ground, properly roasted beans. The scent tickles the olfactory nerves like a lover’s perfume. There is the impatient waiting for the cup, maybe a shuffling of feet back and forth in line, anxious and nervous. And then, oh the glorious cup in your hands, warming the skin and bringing the blood to the surface. You place your face over the rim of the cup to inhale the luscious hot steam. Slowly, tepidly you place your lips on the rim and take the first tentative sip. The dark liquid fills your mouth and surrounds your tongue before it slides down your throat. You relax, you have what you were looking for. Your brain starts to bubble with caffeine-induced inspiration. When you are finished, all that is left is a lipstick stain on the edge of an empty cup and a satisfied grin."

..... I want THAT cup of coffee!!!!!!

In a sentence:

"I'm meeting this girl I met on craigslist after work"

"oh, really?"

"yeah, at Starbucks. She's a hottie.... I hope I get some coffeerotica with my Frappacinno"
by Chas Tilden January 28, 2009
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Coffeenate

To drink coffee and become totally amped up by the caffeine.
Ugh it's 6AM, I must coffeenate.

Don't speak to me until I've been coffeenated!
by Alpha_A April 24, 2014
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coffart

A cough that causes an unintentional fart and,on occassion,causes hot mustard to shoot out your ass.
I was already experiencing stomach cramps when I had a coffart and soiled myself.
by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011
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Vincent Coffeepot

To perform this sexual act, one must balance upon one's hands while on a kitchen counter with one's body semi-parallel to the ground and feet suspended. At the same time, one is being made love to slowly from behind while a pot of coffee is being made. Simultaneously, with the second party's orgasm, the finished pot of coffee is poured upon the first party's back in a truly satisfying display.

The name is inspired by the popular gay porn star, Jon Vincent.
Man 1: Dude, my back hurts so much.

Man 2: What happened?

Man 1: Jon gave me a Vincent Coffeepot.
by Drewd January 18, 2011
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Coffeegate

The act of spilling one's coffee on one's homework resulting in certain death and lack of sleep.
"What are you doing"
"Drinking coffee and doing homework"
"You fool. Did you all not learn from Aaron and coffeegate"
by Biotechnology Laboratory November 13, 2018
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coffeetramp

A individual who cannot escape the rigours of the day without dipping his tongue in that sweet black bean flavour.
"The way that guy's working this week, he'll be a coffeetramp by the end of it."
by Nathaniel Jones November 6, 2003
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