"What are you doing"
"Drinking coffee and doing homework"
"You fool. Did you all not learn from Aaron and coffeegate"
"Drinking coffee and doing homework"
"You fool. Did you all not learn from Aaron and coffeegate"
by Biotechnology Laboratory November 13, 2018
Get the Coffeegate mug.An orgasmic feeling brought on by consuming terrific coffee, which leaves one weak in the knees, reeling from the shock of it, and wanting so much more.
Oh, Oh dear, Kathleen, this coffee is fantastic, I may have just had a coffeegasm.
It is still under debate as to whether or not coffeegasms can be faked.
It is still under debate as to whether or not coffeegasms can be faked.
by James Switzer January 8, 2009
Get the coffeegasm mug.A song by Green Day. It's about how boring school is, but it's also rumoured that Billie Joe once put 409 in his teachers coffee. 409 In Your Coffeemaker can you find on the album 1039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours
I listened to 409 In Your Coffeemaker
by Jaded409 May 30, 2006
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Get the Coffeenate mug.Covfefegate
Verb
To make an innocuous mistake but, through pride, attempt to convince people that it was a calculated move that outsiders simply cannot understand.
Verb
To make an innocuous mistake but, through pride, attempt to convince people that it was a calculated move that outsiders simply cannot understand.
Person 1: "Nice trip!"
Person 2: "Trip? You didn't see me dodge that pigeon?"
Person 1: "I saw you trip! Don't covfefegate"
Person 2: "Trip? You didn't see me dodge that pigeon?"
Person 1: "I saw you trip! Don't covfefegate"
by EEVVEERRYYOONNEE June 1, 2017
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by Travelsauras December 17, 2017
Get the coffeesation mug.Noun. A cutsey, nonbinary term for a significant other who is obsessed with coffee and dislikes the term date mate and is too soon for the term partner.
by VictorySea January 25, 2021
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