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coffartunknown
A cough that causes an unintentional fart and,on occassion,causes hot mustard to shoot out your ass.
I was already experiencing stomach cramps when I had a coffart and soiled myself.
#cough#poot#fart#hack#squirt
by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
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