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Comfartible 

To eventually relieve wind after holding it in, in polite company, for quite some time.
The first thing I did as I got off the plane from New York was to make myself comfartible.
Comfartible by Sharksie March 29, 2022
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Comfartable

The point in a relationship when one or both parties are comfortable farting in front of eachother.
Adam dumped Eva when she was comfartable well before he was.
Comfartable by Lotuschef September 17, 2015
Coufarting n. (kôf-art-íng) coufart, coufartor; d. One who passes gas from their anus while coughing from their mouth.
The smoke was so dense, it caused the old man to coufart obnoxiously.
coufart by Coufart June 6, 2017

Comfartable

The feeling in a relationship where you are comfortable enough to fart in front of your significant other; content with smelling a significant other's gaseous exhaust.
Honey, I've finally become totally comfartable with you.
Comfartable by Rach to the el August 21, 2008
Noun: A fart that relieves tension and makes one feel more at ease; a comforting fart.
The comfart during the big test was relieving for her.
Comfart by cheddarz October 25, 2010

comfartable

When you are comfortable enough around someone to flatulate.
Jorga was comfartable around Luke by now, and she was happy about that. But Luke wasn't. comfartable comfart
comfartable by Boobals November 7, 2013
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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