coffdart

Shorthand for saying "coffee and cigarettes" (as "dart" is a term commonly used to describe cigarettes in Australia).

"Hey, lets go for a coffdart. I'm totally ceebzed with work". Alternatively: "Feel like a coffdart?"

by Obiter December 5, 2013

coffart

A cough that causes an unintentional fart and,on occassion,causes hot mustard to shoot out your ass.

I was already experiencing stomach cramps when I had a coffart and soiled myself.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011