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Cocomong 

Cocomong (코코몽) is a sausage monkey. He is not really the smartest one in Cutie Land, but he can give people nightmares!

he has kpop singer kim lip under his monkey spell and cant escape. thats why hes red because thats kim lip is in him trying to get out of his neverending collaborations. she escaped and made not friends but was later captured again by the evil sausage. while he has fun with yeojin, choerry, and gowon.
Theory #1: Cocomong made squid game. Cocomong collects kim lips money each and every day and cashes it out into a new bank account. thats why cocomong is so rich. cocomong wanted to make more people feel absolutely terrible so cocomong invented the squid game. kim lip warned them while playing the red light green light when she said "run!" but it was very quiet and nobody could hear her. #savekimlip #anticocomong
Cocomong by Cocostan October 9, 2021
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cockmongler

A man who (given opportunity) -will- suck your cock.
cockmongler by Anonymous December 6, 2004

Cockmongling Qweefburg3r

Arby "n" the Chief Series 3 episode 3 "Professional" The nest day after the Arbiter meets the chief's best friend craig who claims to be MLG the Arbiter grabs a can of beer from the fridge and while heading back to the xbox he spots Chief crying and Chief explains that Craig and his friends made fun of Chief and made him upset. The Arbiter does not really seem to care until he finds out the Craig has called him a COCKMONGLING QWEEFBURG3Rthen the arbiter storms off to the xbox and sorts it out with craig. You see this event happening in the next episode "Face off"
Arbiter:" what the hell. Chief? "
Chief: " :'( Go weeyy "
Arbiter:" what's the matter? Run out of vaseline again? "
Chief:" Snif its craig "
Arbiter:" What ABOUT that douche? "
Chief:" Him adn his frinds maed fuN of meh, maed meh crai :(! "
Arbiter:" well maybe NOW you'll learn to pick better friends "
Chief:" adn he calld u a cockmongling Qweefburg3r "
Cockmongling Qweefburg3r by Moe.Y December 16, 2008

cockmonger 

someone that cant get enough cock
Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi
cockmonger by scott burrill December 9, 2003

cockmongerer 

Insult. Implies the person deals in cocks and likes nothing better than cocks. Think fishmongerer, but insert the word "cock" in the place of the word "fish".
1. Go and monger some cocks, you cockmongerer
cockmongerer by Rac^ January 10, 2003

cockmongrel 

1- A derisive term for a person of dubious worth.

2- A man who is known for sticking his penis in a wide variety of animals. His perversion does not discriminate
"You're such a cockmongrel."

"Whether cat or dog
tortoise or a hog
Cockmongrel does not care
Too dumb to know
his brain's too slow
He'll stick teh PNRZ anywhere"
cockmongrel by Batrastard July 2, 2003

cockmongrel 

One who "slobs the knob" (performs fellatio) in a vicious, inefficient, and salivatory manner.
Not only was she a slut, she was a dastardly cockmongrel as well.
cockmongrel by Mike August 7, 2003