Cockmongus

1. A giant cock
2. What one screams at another while losing at soul calibur 3
3. a funny ass insult
4. why are you still reading this

1. i has a cockmongus
2.Skyler: ha jameson like getting your ass kicked?
Jameson: shut up and stop it you COCKMONGUS!!!!!
3. ummm....look up
4.dumbass......

by Lynx98189 December 17, 2008

cockmongler

A man who (given opportunity) -will- suck your cock.

I'll suck your cock!

by Anonymous December 6, 2004

cockmonus

A drunken alternative to a "cock mongler"; one who mongles cock.

"Hey man, I think you've had enough."

"Sit down you cockmonus, before I whoop your ass."

by YOUR MOTHER LOLOLOLOLL February 24, 2010

Cockmongling Qweefburg3r

Arby "n" the Chief Series 3 episode 3 "Professional" The nest day after the Arbiter meets the chief's best friend craig who claims to be MLG the Arbiter grabs a can of beer from the fridge and while heading back to the xbox he spots Chief crying and Chief explains that Craig and his friends made fun of Chief and made him upset. The Arbiter does not really seem to care until he finds out the Craig has called him a COCKMONGLING QWEEFBURG3Rthen the arbiter storms off to the xbox and sorts it out with craig. You see this event happening in the next episode "Face off"

Arbiter:" what the hell. Chief? "
Chief: " :'( Go weeyy "
Arbiter:" what's the matter? Run out of vaseline again? "
Chief:" Snif its craig "
Arbiter:" What ABOUT that douche? "
Chief:" Him adn his frinds maed fuN of meh, maed meh crai :(! "
Arbiter:" well maybe NOW you'll learn to pick better friends "
Chief:" adn he calld u a cockmongling Qweefburg3r "

by Moe.Y December 16, 2008

cockmonger

someone that cant get enough cock

Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi

by scott burrill December 9, 2003

Cockungus

When your cock is so abnormally bulging that it looks like it’s growing a fungus.

Damnnn Dylan you packin some cockungus down there?! Let me get a taste!

by Cockungus February 4, 2023

cockmongerer

Insult. Implies the person deals in cocks and likes nothing better than cocks. Think fishmongerer, but insert the word "cock" in the place of the word "fish".

1. Go and monger some cocks, you cockmongerer

by Rac^ January 10, 2003