dastardly

Strangely, "bastardly" is not a word, but the same meaning is served by the term "dastardly." Once a serious insult, dastardly is now almost always used sarcastically. If used seriously, the speaker is most likely a nancy boy and/or fop. It is generally used in the phrase "dastardly deed(s)."

Fundie: You are the spawn of Satan! Repent and be saved!
Goth: Yep, you know me and my dastardly deeds (laughs).

dastardly by jazzriff October 29, 2005

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Dastardly

The main character from classics Hanna Barbera cartoons Dastardly & Mutley in Their Flying Machines and Wacky Racers.

In Dastardly & Mutley in Their Flying Machine, Dastardly tries to catch a pigeon with your squad.

In Wacky Racers, Dastardly is a racer of 00 car and always tries to retire your opponents of race for win.

Also in some regions, refers to Michael Schumacher because your controversial moves in some races in F-1.

Dastardly:Stop the pigeon!

Dastardly by New_urban September 2, 2010

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dastardly

to describe something that is quite related to a dastard.

Mr Sender is a dastardly dastard-bastard... guy.

dastardly by Bastardized Bottomburp April 1, 2003

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Dastardly Head

While performing nefarious oral sex, the one performing twists their pubic hair as if it was their mustache. Evil laughing is encouraged.

"While she was munching on my unkempt box, she twisted my pubes into two dreads she wore as a mustache. She called it Dastardly Head."
"You have all the luck with women."

Dastardly Head by Larry The Unstable Guy March 29, 2021