Strangely, "bastardly" is not a word, but the same meaning is served by the term "dastardly." Once a serious insult, dastardly is now almost always used sarcastically. If used seriously, the speaker is most likely a nancy boy and/or fop. It is generally used in the phrase "dastardly deed(s)."
Fundie: You are the spawn of Satan! Repent and be saved!
Goth: Yep, you know me and my dastardly deeds (laughs).
by jazzriff October 13, 2005
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to describe something that is quite related to a dastard.
Mr Sender is a dastardly dastard-bastard... guy.
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The main character from classics Hanna Barbera cartoons Dastardly & Mutley in Their Flying Machines and Wacky Racers.

In Dastardly & Mutley in Their Flying Machine, Dastardly tries to catch a pigeon with your squad.

In Wacky Racers, Dastardly is a racer of 00 car and always tries to retire your opponents of race for win.

Also in some regions, refers to Michael Schumacher because your controversial moves in some races in F-1.
Dastardly:Stop the pigeon!
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The fictional character from Wacky Races who always loses. He continuously tries to set traps for other racers which do not work. Perhaps stupidly, whenever he gets ahead in a race he attempts to set a trap for the other racers rather than keeping on going and winning outright. Has a dog minion called Muttley. Drives the Mean Machine
Ehehehehe! Now I will put this long cheesewire between these trees so that whoever gets through is sliced in half! Eheheheh! Oh no! Prof. Pat Pending is blowing it away with another crazy invention! He's blown me into the air! ARGH! MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!!
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1. When someone is being mean, cruel or nasty this word can be used to describe them

2. Famous evil animated cartoon character from the wacky races cartoon series
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While performing nefarious oral sex, the one performing twists their pubic hair as if it was their mustache. Evil laughing is encouraged.
"While she was munching on my unkempt box, she twisted my pubes into two dreads she wore as a mustache. She called it Dastardly Head."
"You have all the luck with women."
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The leader of the Also-Ran Avengers, a self-contradicting group of fact-fighting imbeciles on the internet whose main purpose on earth is to wreck simple dictionary/medical definitions beyond compare. He is the epitome of lameness, arguing for days regarding such matters as the color of a hat in a JPG file, therefore easily attaining his master tard status in this pajama patrol of rampant idiocy.
That Dastardly Man believes the primary definition of the word "or" to be a conjunction indicating a synonymous expression...
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