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Cocomong 

Cocomong (코코몽) is a sausage monkey. He is not really the smartest one in Cutie Land, but he can give people nightmares!

he has kpop singer kim lip under his monkey spell and cant escape. thats why hes red because thats kim lip is in him trying to get out of his neverending collaborations. she escaped and made not friends but was later captured again by the evil sausage. while he has fun with yeojin, choerry, and gowon.
Theory #1: Cocomong made squid game. Cocomong collects kim lips money each and every day and cashes it out into a new bank account. thats why cocomong is so rich. cocomong wanted to make more people feel absolutely terrible so cocomong invented the squid game. kim lip warned them while playing the red light green light when she said "run!" but it was very quiet and nobody could hear her. #savekimlip #anticocomong
Cocomong by Cocostan October 9, 2021

Cocodondokagist

Mexican crack grown on candy mountain. Requires a kidney transfer.
Charlie was tricked into losing his kindny so the other unicorns could get some cocodondokagist
Cocodondokagist by xXRenegadeXx928 September 19, 2009

cockmongor 

A name for a person who uses you for sexual relations without wanting a relationship. This person usually has a mental issue of some sort that keeps them from commiting to one person. Otherwise known as being faithful
you are such a cockmongor!
cockmongor by Ashley ^_^ September 15, 2003
when you and another person hit heads (coco meaning head and bong meaning hitting)
my head hit my mom's head, we COCOBONGED
cocobong by nuchelg February 1, 2008

drive the cocobango 

For a woman to have sexual relations with a man.
"I haven't driven the cocobango in a while."

"I would never drive the cocobango with him."

drive the cocovango

For a man to have sexual relations with a woman.
"I'd like to drive the cocovango with her."
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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