Batrastard's definitions

smurf nuts

1- Blue balls

2- Why Grouchy Smurf is so angry

"She got me all worked up and walked away, leaving me with a bad case of smurf nuts."

"I HATE SMURF NUTS!!!"

by Batrastard July 9, 2003

sushify

-To pound a woman's vagina raw with intense PNRZical ramming

"I am going to sushify your VGNRZ so hard, you will feel great discomfort sitting for a span of several days or more."

by Batrastard July 24, 2003

Konamiwank

-To wankerbate the PNRZ or CLTRZ by utilizing repeated motions of Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, and Right

"When I broke out the Konamiwank on my girl, it was all over..."

by Batrastard July 31, 2003

bungzilla

1- A particularly annoying asshole

2- Godzilla's hineyhatch

"I almost got into a #$@%^& accident when bungzilla cut me off!"

"HIROYOSHI, ITSA BUNGUZIRRA!!! :-O"

by Batrastard July 26, 2003

schlongdonkey

1- Another name for the PNRZ

2- Someone who is a PNRZ

"All women want to ride the schlongdonkey; the only problem is that it spits way too often."

by Batrastard July 24, 2003

rimjockey

1- Someone who kisses so much ass that his/her head might as well be orbiting the bung

2- Someone who licks the hineyhatch for sexual gratification, or who accepts said action with debaucherous glee

"Get off my ass, you rimjockey."

"Some girls like for their guys to be rimjockeys, but I'm not about the chocolate."

by Batrastard July 8, 2003

spoo

1- The male ejaculatory fluid, especially when deposited somewhere other than the woman's vagina

2- The act of a male ejaculating

The male porn star got spoo all over the woman's face.

Oh, baby, I'm about to spoo!

by Batrastard April 19, 2003