mic-check

-Tapping a woman on the forehead with one's erect penis, often accompanied with a self-provided popping sound. It is even more amusing when the woman isn't expecting it.

"Mic-check time, baby!! (pop-pop-pop) "

by Batrastard July 04, 2003

schlongdonkey

1- Another name for the PNRZ

2- Someone who is a PNRZ

"All women want to ride the schlongdonkey; the only problem is that it spits way too often."

by Batrastard July 24, 2003

cumsnarf

-What results when you make a woman laugh as you are jizzing down her throat

"I was humping that gigaho's face last night and, just as I was about to feed her some PNRZ-juice, I decided to make that bitch laugh; the result was pure comedy platinum."

by Batrastard August 01, 2003

bungzilla

1- A particularly annoying asshole

2- Godzilla's hineyhatch

"I almost got into a #$@%^& accident when bungzilla cut me off!"

"HIROYOSHI, ITSA BUNGUZIRRA!!! :-O"

by Batrastard July 27, 2003

otakabron

An otaku who speaks or writes in an annoying combination of Spanish, English, and sloppy Japanese.

"Hola, guys! EFU EKUSU WA AHOU DESUKA BAKA kekekekeke ^_^"

by Batrastard January 25, 2005

wankerbate

1- Yet another term for masturbating

2- The act of masturbation ("wankerbation")

3- A worthless jerk-off ("wankerbator")

4- Speaking, singing, or writing alot without saying anything at all ("verbal, lyrical, or literary wankerbation")

It's time to wankerbate!

It seems that Luke is one with the wankerbation, Emperor.

Get out of my face, you damn wankerbator!

While some may find the works of (insert annoying author here) to be enlightening and insightful, I am quite turned off by the excessive amount of literary wankerbation that this asstard uses to completely dance around anything remotely resembling a point.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

peswai

1- A variation of the word "pussy." It comes from the component letters P, S, and Y, the sounds of which are joined together to form a word used to signify a man lacking testicular fortitude

2- Synonym for "coward"

Don't be such a fucking peswai!

by Batrastard April 19, 2003