Batrastard's definitions

cyberrhea

1- A condition which causes one to crap messily all over the internet

2. Any stupid, ignorant, nonsensical, incoherent, or otherwise functionally useless internet editorial, post, blog entry, email, personal ad, IM, and the like resulting from the aforementioned condition which offensively squanders and devalues bandwidth, moments of readers' lives they will never get back, and the collective IQ of all sentient life

1- Online journal sites are full of many nincompoops with severe and persistent cases of cyberrhea.

2- I tried really hard to wade through that cognitive Lilliputian's editorial post but it was such an odoriferous and asinine example of cyberrhea that I finally wrinkled my nose in disgust and gave up.

by batrastard October 31, 2005

squatpisser

-One who must squat or sit to urinate; a woman

"I can write my name in the snow with ease because I'm not a squatpisser!"

by Batrastard October 16, 2003

sock rapist

-A man who puts his member into a sock, applies the Kung Fu action grip, and proceeds to tenaciously wankerbate

"You bought a Yanni CD? You, lad, are a pathetic sock rapist."

by Batrastard August 21, 2003

otakabron

An otaku who speaks or writes in an annoying combination of Spanish, English, and sloppy Japanese.

"Hola, guys! EFU EKUSU WA AHOU DESUKA BAKA kekekekeke ^_^"

by Batrastard January 25, 2005

niletwat

1- A vagina that has seen so much penis, that its breadth is analagous to that of the Nile river.

2- An absurdly promiscuous female.

I wouldn't recommend touching that niletwat without a biohazard suit, man.

by Batrastard April 17, 2003

spoo

1- The male ejaculatory fluid, especially when deposited somewhere other than the woman's vagina

2- The act of a male ejaculating

The male porn star got spoo all over the woman's face.

Oh, baby, I'm about to spoo!

by Batrastard April 19, 2003

faposaurus

1- A compound word, from the verb "to fap" (masturbate) and the noun "saurus" (lizard), used to describe a male who jerks his salami with comical frequency

2- Another word for idiot

I'm surprised that faposaurus hasn't gotten caught yet.

Shut up, you stupid faposaurus

by Batrastard April 19, 2003