by Batrastard July 02, 2003
1- A compound word, from the verb "to fap" (masturbate) and the noun "saurus" (lizard), used to describe a male who jerks his salami with comical frequency
2- Another word for idiot
2- Another word for idiot
by Batrastard April 19, 2003
1- The unfortunate state of being unable to please an especially frigid woman
2- Becoming hopelessly lost after a series of wrong turns in a place where death is more than a little likely
2- Becoming hopelessly lost after a series of wrong turns in a place where death is more than a little likely
I tried and tried to warm that iceberg, but in the end it was like I was Lost on the Iditarod.
Dude, losing your way in that neighborhood is even more hazardous to your health than getting Lost on the Iditarod.
Dude, losing your way in that neighborhood is even more hazardous to your health than getting Lost on the Iditarod.
by Batrastard April 21, 2003
-The amusing little nub in the VGNRZ-ical region of the woman which, when stimulated successfully, leads to flooding, moaning, and occasional verbal deifications of the stimulating party by the sopping female
"For 30X the pleasure, input the Konami code on the CLTRZ."
"The way to a woman's heart is thru teh CLTRZ."
"The way to a woman's heart is thru teh CLTRZ."
by Batrastard August 01, 2003
1- Yet another term for masturbating
2- The act of masturbation ("wankerbation")
3- A worthless jerk-off ("wankerbator")
4- Speaking, singing, or writing alot without saying anything at all ("verbal, lyrical, or literary wankerbation")
2- The act of masturbation ("wankerbation")
3- A worthless jerk-off ("wankerbator")
4- Speaking, singing, or writing alot without saying anything at all ("verbal, lyrical, or literary wankerbation")
It's time to wankerbate!
It seems that Luke is one with the wankerbation, Emperor.
Get out of my face, you damn wankerbator!
While some may find the works of (insert annoying author here) to be enlightening and insightful, I am quite turned off by the excessive amount of literary wankerbation that this asstard uses to completely dance around anything remotely resembling a point.
It seems that Luke is one with the wankerbation, Emperor.
Get out of my face, you damn wankerbator!
While some may find the works of (insert annoying author here) to be enlightening and insightful, I am quite turned off by the excessive amount of literary wankerbation that this asstard uses to completely dance around anything remotely resembling a point.
by Batrastard April 21, 2003
-Tapping a woman on the forehead with one's erect penis, often accompanied with a self-provided popping sound. It is even more amusing when the woman isn't expecting it.
by Batrastard July 04, 2003
by Batrastard July 24, 2003