Definitions by Batrastard

cyberrhea

1- A condition which causes one to crap messily all over the internet

2. Any stupid, ignorant, nonsensical, incoherent, or otherwise functionally useless internet editorial, post, blog entry, email, personal ad, IM, and the like resulting from the aforementioned condition which offensively squanders and devalues bandwidth, moments of readers' lives they will never get back, and the collective IQ of all sentient life

1- Online journal sites are full of many nincompoops with severe and persistent cases of cyberrhea.

2- I tried really hard to wade through that cognitive Lilliputian's editorial post but it was such an odoriferous and asinine example of cyberrhea that I finally wrinkled my nose in disgust and gave up.

cyberrhea by batrastard October 31, 2005

otakabron 

An otaku who speaks or writes in an annoying combination of Spanish, English, and sloppy Japanese.

"Hola, guys! EFU EKUSU WA AHOU DESUKA BAKA kekekekeke ^_^"

otakabron by Batrastard January 25, 2005

squatpisser

-One who must squat or sit to urinate; a woman

"I can write my name in the snow with ease because I'm not a squatpisser!"

squatpisser by Batrastard October 16, 2003

sock rapist 

-A man who puts his member into a sock, applies the Kung Fu action grip, and proceeds to tenaciously wankerbate

"You bought a Yanni CD? You, lad, are a pathetic sock rapist."

sock rapist by Batrastard August 21, 2003

pervlexia 

-A condition which causes one to misread/misinterpret seemingly innocuous text as something perverted

"I told her to come over here."
"What, she has cum in her ear?"

pervlexia by Batrastard August 4, 2003

timberlake 

-Another term for taking a leak

"Next time he crosses me I am going to wait for a sub-zero day and climb upon the hood of his parked car; I will then proceed to whip out my PNRZ and timberlake all over his windshield."

timberlake by Batrastard August 1, 2003

crotchmonkoid

-A human of Neanderthal-like mental capacity with a strong natural proclivity toward Dickdom

"Listen, you ignorant crotchmonkoid... shut the fuck up and go back to making cave-paintings of Bam-Bam fisting Pebbles before I kick you in the spine."

crotchmonkoid by Batrastard July 31, 2003