Cocktimist
Becky should really be getting some therapy before she starts dating, but Tim doesn’t care cuz he’s a true Cocktimist
Cocktimist by Pumblerswift February 5, 2024
Words you can keep
Cocktimus Prime
Last night that bitch I was with almost knocked herself out cold when she had her head too close to my balls as Cocktimus Prime was transforming. Dumb bitch, so I used Cocktimus Prime's main weapon, the baseball bat swing, and knocked her skank ass out anyway. All hail Cocktimus Prime.
Cocktimus Prime by Bigg Sexxxy November 15, 2007
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Cockximity
A portmanteau of "cocks" and "proximity," cockximity is the distance between two men and their respective cocks while standing at urinals in a public bathroom.
Cockximity by Kevin Raab June 19, 2008
Cocksimity
Man on workout bench: "Dude, your cocksimity to my face is totally unacceptable."
Spotter: "Chill bro, we're bonding."
Her: "Based upon you're current cocksimity, I would say your aiming for the wrong hole."
Him: "...And that's where you're wrong."
Spotter: "Chill bro, we're bonding."
Her: "Based upon you're current cocksimity, I would say your aiming for the wrong hole."
Him: "...And that's where you're wrong."
Cocksimity by workjunkie January 22, 2014
Coptimistic
Coptimistic by TheTrustyDrifter September 11, 2014
Cockmistress
A woman who is the mistress of all cocks. She knows how to handle them and how to treat them. She will do anything for a cock, no matter who it is.
Cockmistress by Shit on his cock August 1, 2008
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
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TikTok Farlands
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mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law
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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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