Cocktimist

Someone blinded by their Cocktimism.

Becky should really be getting some therapy before she starts dating, but Tim doesn’t care cuz he’s a true Cocktimist

by Pumblerswift February 5, 2024

Cocktimus Prime

A giant cock, too large and powerful to be called Cockzilla. It is the Cock of Cocks.

Last night that bitch I was with almost knocked herself out cold when she had her head too close to my balls as Cocktimus Prime was transforming. Dumb bitch, so I used Cocktimus Prime's main weapon, the baseball bat swing, and knocked her skank ass out anyway. All hail Cocktimus Prime.

by Bigg Sexxxy November 15, 2007

Cockximity

A portmanteau of "cocks" and "proximity," cockximity is the distance between two men and their respective cocks while standing at urinals in a public bathroom.

Toby: Woah, dude, watch your cockximity!
Bryce: I like dudes.

by Kevin Raab June 19, 2008

Cocksimity

(Noun) The relative location of your cock.

Man on workout bench: "Dude, your cocksimity to my face is totally unacceptable."

Spotter: "Chill bro, we're bonding."

Her: "Based upon you're current cocksimity, I would say your aiming for the wrong hole."

Him: "...And that's where you're wrong."

by workjunkie January 22, 2014

Coptimistic

The feeling of confidence that one will not be caught by the police.

I think you are being a little too coptimistic driving with all of that cocaine in the back seat.

by TheTrustyDrifter September 11, 2014

Cockmistress

A woman who is the mistress of all cocks. She knows how to handle them and how to treat them. She will do anything for a cock, no matter who it is.

guy 1- Dude, I need to get my dick sucked.
guy 2- Bro, just go ask Bekky, shes such a cockmistress.

by Shit on his cock August 1, 2008

cocktwister

one who twists cocks

what are you doing, cocktwister!?

by secretface September 7, 2004