cocktwister
what are you doing, cocktwister!?
cocktwister by secretface September 7, 2004
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cockmeister
cockmeister by Bagus Killer August 15, 2007
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cocktaster
Pertaining to someone who is acting in an unpleasant manner, rude, mean, or the general dislike of someone.
cocktaster by lunch21 January 21, 2007
Concord cock twister
The Concord Cock Twister is when a girl grabs your balls in one hand and your dick in the other and twists them so hard they turn the color of Concord grapes.
Yo Tony after that party last Saturday I went to Gretchen’s house and she concord cock twistered me for an hour. That shit hurt lowkey
Concord cock twister by The Gruesome Knight October 31, 2023
Cockmeister
Cockmeister by anonymous December 15, 2020
cocktoaster
cocktoaster by Erok May 30, 2006
cockmeister
People that fail the fathom the lack of their own intellectual failings. Living with the disilution that they are actually quite bright, yet are in fact a fuckwhit.
you cockmeister
cockmeister by \'if you can\'t pronouse this then you are a f July 31, 2003
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