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one who twists cocks

what are you doing, cocktwister!?

cocktwister by secretface September 7, 2004

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cockmeister

To put simply, a master of cock.

Damn he actually won the cockfight. What a cockmeister.

cockmeister by Bagus Killer August 15, 2007

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cocktaster

Pertaining to someone who is acting in an unpleasant manner, rude, mean, or the general dislike of someone.

I dont understand why Brett has to be such a cocktaster?!

cocktaster by lunch21 January 21, 2007

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Concord cock twister

The Concord Cock Twister is when a girl grabs your balls in one hand and your dick in the other and twists them so hard they turn the color of Concord grapes.

Yo Tony after that party last Saturday I went to Gretchen’s house and she concord cock twistered me for an hour. That shit hurt lowkey

Concord cock twister by The Gruesome Knight October 31, 2023

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Cockmeister

A person who is the master of the male genitalia, usually used as a slur in the European community.

My oh my! Did you hear? Joeseph is a Cockmeister!

Cockmeister by anonymous December 15, 2020

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cocktoaster

Someone who toasts cocks (inside their butt).

Oren, you dirty cocktoaster!

cocktoaster by Erok May 30, 2006

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cockmeister

People that fail the fathom the lack of their own intellectual failings. Living with the disilution that they are actually quite bright, yet are in fact a fuckwhit.

you cockmeister

cockmeister by \'if you can\'t pronouse this then you are a f July 31, 2003

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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