Cocktimistic 

Cocktimistic - the act in witch someone is being a real dick. the combination of optimistic and someone acting like a total dick

Tom: Hey Vic whats up with Justin?

Victor: Oh yeah, he's been mad Cocktimistic lately.

Danny: Jordan! can you stop being so Cocktimistic right now man!

Cocktimistic by Dotpsych April 8, 2011

cocktimistic 

Being particularly optimistic in matters regarding sex.

"Oh don't pout, this is singles night! There's every reason to be cocktimistic in this crowd"

"Hey babe, feeling cocktimistic tonight or should I just brush my teeth and call it a night?"

cocktimistic by vvlts December 12, 2012

Cocktimistic 

Overestimating the size of one's penis.

Dave said it would shatter my ovaries, but he was being cocktimistic!

Cocktimistic by dave_moodiesburn July 18, 2018

Coptimistic 

The feeling of confidence that one will not be caught by the police.

I think you are being a little too coptimistic driving with all of that cocaine in the back seat.

Coptimistic by TheTrustyDrifter September 11, 2014

Cocktimist 

Someone blinded by their Cocktimism.

Becky should really be getting some therapy before she starts dating, but Tim doesn’t care cuz he’s a true Cocktimist

Cocktimist by Pumblerswift February 5, 2024