Definitions by TheTrustyDrifter

wikipedia phd 

A feel of deep understanding received after reading the Wikipedia article on a certain subject.

Friend: "This guy at the party last night told me that quantum physics says nothing is real and we are all just waves"
Me: "I'm pretty sure he just got his Wikipedia PHD and doesn't really know what he's talking about"

wikipedia phd by TheTrustyDrifter September 12, 2014

Coptimistic 

The feeling of confidence that one will not be caught by the police.

I think you are being a little too coptimistic driving with all of that cocaine in the back seat.

Coptimistic by TheTrustyDrifter September 11, 2014