cocktimism
cocktimism by Pumblerswift February 5, 2024
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Cocktimus Prime
Last night that bitch I was with almost knocked herself out cold when she had her head too close to my balls as Cocktimus Prime was transforming. Dumb bitch, so I used Cocktimus Prime's main weapon, the baseball bat swing, and knocked her skank ass out anyway. All hail Cocktimus Prime.
Cocktimus Prime by Bigg Sexxxy November 15, 2007
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Cocktimistic
Cocktimistic - the act in witch someone is being a real dick. the combination of optimistic and someone acting like a total dick
Tom: Hey Vic whats up with Justin?
Victor: Oh yeah, he's been mad Cocktimistic lately.
Danny: Jordan! can you stop being so Cocktimistic right now man!
Victor: Oh yeah, he's been mad Cocktimistic lately.
Danny: Jordan! can you stop being so Cocktimistic right now man!
Cocktimistic by Dotpsych April 8, 2011
cocktimistic
"Oh don't pout, this is singles night! There's every reason to be cocktimistic in this crowd"
"Hey babe, feeling cocktimistic tonight or should I just brush my teeth and call it a night?"
"Hey babe, feeling cocktimistic tonight or should I just brush my teeth and call it a night?"
cocktimistic by vvlts December 12, 2012
Cocktimistic
Cocktimistic by dave_moodiesburn July 18, 2018
Cucktimist.
Sarah's boyfriend John has cheated at his last 2 girlfriends but she trusts him because ''he truly loves her'' What a cucktimist.
Cucktimist. by SamJ4Real October 26, 2018
Cocktimist
Becky should really be getting some therapy before she starts dating, but Tim doesn’t care cuz he’s a true Cocktimist
Cocktimist by Pumblerswift February 5, 2024
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