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Cocktimist 

Becky should really be getting some therapy before she starts dating, but Tim doesn’t care cuz he’s a true Cocktimist
Cocktimist by Pumblerswift February 5, 2024
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Cocktivist 

Cocktivism consists of efforts made to block the cock.

1. Shitty wingman
2. Lezbo
1.Way to rally up back there with your dumb jokes and spilly drinking! I was about to close the deal.. cocktivist !

2.That rugmuncher is totaly boycotting cock..cocktivist!
Cocktivist by Flameblue July 16, 2011

clocktimist

A person who is never on time and thinks they can fit too many things into their day. A time optimist.
- I can't believe Tim is late again! He's such a clocktimist

- Are you sure that you're not being clocktimistic? Three parties and a wedding in one evening sounds like a lot.
clocktimist by CJ 🐬 September 29, 2017

cocktimism 

To see only the good in the person you want to sleep with.

See also Cocktimist
Tim has a lot of red flags. But Becky just isn’t seeing it through her cocktimism.
cocktimism by Pumblerswift February 5, 2024