Cocerolla

The worst SoundCloud rapper. White boy with a perm that beats women and grooms minors.

Guy 1: “yo did you hear cocerollas new song? It was ass.”
Guy2 “he makes music? I only knew him because he dated my 15 yr old sister”

Cocerolla by Truthteller313 March 7, 2023

Outta controlla areola 

Not quite a nip slip, this occurs only when a portion of the areola and none of the nipple is exposed.

Man, every time Elizabeth wears that dress she has an outta controlla areola

Outta controlla areola by Cahawksfan October 20, 2021

controllables 

(noun) Possessions that you highly regard in which you exhibit great, obsessive control over. Sacred to your control only.
Examples may include your laptop, cell phone, desk space, notebooks, agenda book, etc.

Stop! Don't mess with my laptop settings! Back away from my controllable!

You're reading my text messages?! Are you crazy...you know my phone is one of my controllables!

controllables by Stephanie Cooper June 30, 2008

Poe's Corollary

"It is impossible for an act of Fundamentalism to be made that SOMEONE won't mistake for a parody."

Fundamentalist: "God killed all of the babies and little kids in the Flood because he loves them all."

Normal Person #1: "All right, I'm calling Poe's Law."

Normal Person #2: "Nope, this nut is for real. Poe's Corollary."

Poe's Corollary by Sleeker August 17, 2008

corolla dent

75% of late model Toyota Corollas(many Camrys too) have a huge superficial dent in the rear bumper, consistent with backing into a post.

Although such dents are common among cars with new drivers(who often drive corollas), it might as well be a factory option.

Thank goodness I already have a Corolla Dent! Now I won't feel so bad when I bang up my car for the first time.

corolla dent by gooberliberation March 18, 2006

cuauhtemock corollary 

a rule meant to prevent the unnecessary wastes of time waiting on another person who is woefully and unrepentantly inconsiderate

The cuauhtemock corollary is as follows: If two parties agree to meet at a certain time and one party does not show up, the aggrieved party shall wait no longer than 15 minutes. After 15 minutes with no form of communication from the late party it will be assumed said party is deceased and the aggrieved will be free to leave said meeting place and carry on with their day.

cuauhtemock corollary by Dodio_1 May 4, 2010

Adam Corolla 

A self proclaimed genius and literally a millionaire. Pioneer of such games as "Ace's Mexican Ranchero Accordion Countdown" and "Germany or Florida." Aliases include "Ace Rockolla" and "Chief Thunderbear."

Drew please. 8:29, 29 after 8. Chino checking in at 59, Fullerton 59 degrees, North Hollywood....59.

Adam Corolla by Philippe February 5, 2005