That a certain person is such a insufferable dickhead that when wearing clothes they become just a giant walking cock wrapped up in flat bread. Mostly found in Australia.
Shit! Here comes that fucking cockroll Dave, if he spills his drink on me again i'll fucking smash him.
Sweet, Charming, Good listener, good looks, has away with words, sticks by your side, is a good friend, is a redneck, white caucasion, loveable, adorable, amazing, awsome, crazy, weird. If you have a Justin Cockrell in your life keep him always and never let go of him. dont take him for granted. hes a great person. He gives alot. hes a thoughtful person. Any girl would be lucky to have him hes one of a kind guy and hes the type of guy you wont find often.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.