I heard banging and swearing outside this morning. I looked out and Rex was smashing up his old Japanese motor with a sledgehammer! I reckon he’s got corollavirus!
The days before coronavirus was when one could - shake hands, go to the gym, eat out, buy toilet paper and leave their house without explanation, penalty or risk of catching Covid-19. Those were the days that pimpin' could now be considered easy.
"BC - Before Coronavirus toilet paper was embarrassing to walk around with. Now it's the 2020 Mona Lisa"
A virus that causes people to buy way to much toilet paper, and makes kids go through the hell that is online school.
Person 1: YOOOOOOO Walmart is out of toilet paper because of the coronavirus
Person 2: Yeah all of the Karens took it, but I am madder that we have to do online school.
(or in english, coronavirusing)
the act of pretending that the coronavirus school break is just an extended spring break (continuing to go to the beach, drinking, etc.)
menestoy coronaviruseando heavyyy
dude i’m lowkey just coronavirusing